Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I see that I am losing health. No Matter.....I activate my CALL OF DUTY 4 CD in....um....this forum game???? And then use the Juggernaught Perk which gives me more health!
Objective: Defeat sonicheroes95! sonicheroes95: 18,000 HP GhostSauce: 15,000 HP fractalman: 10,000 HP Statuses: ALL-Stun/Gas(Low Accuracy 6 turns) Damaged: Critical: DBLACKSTAR, Dead: Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss: spartandestroyer Vegetative: Team Sonic: GhostSauce(U), fractalman(U), DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox KLC's Generals: CommanderDude7: 15,000 HP Darkfire45:: 9,000 HP Razerules: 14,000 HP
Razerules's HQ: 10 Turns
@rick073: You fire into the fog, dealing 250 damage to Darkfire45, 250 to GhostSauce and 900 to sonicheroes95. Also, the scanners to your base are broken.
@sonicheroes95: You fire from where the bombs came from, deaming 5000 damage to the death machine!
@CommanderDude7: You just finish off the poor man.
@Razerules: You Juggernaut up 5000 HP! Unfortunately, we can now activate killstreaks with enough Deaths.
@GhostSauce: You cure your StimSickness and heal 2000 damage.
@starcraftfan123: There is not enough thunder in the world. Also, I didn't know Creepers could be supercharged.
@ThorRatFox: You create a fortress that tears you into the Air Zone, doubling the effectiveness of gas-based attacks! Also, Ground-based attacks can't be used. You then charge yourself for healing!