Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
kingjac, you ever hear of DnD. how about an ability called ferocity.... (or however you spell it) it allows you to attack a target while dieing. (Thank you DnD LP of epic lulz)
*Summons sonic's ghost* Sonic! I shall serve you forever! I shall revive you! Will you approve my proposal? If, then Im going to do ANYTHING to bring you back to life!
... ya know, considering i died in hell... i'd techically be alive still. in a weird twisted way, since people go to hell when killed, and i was already in hell...