Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Destroy the Space Railgun! Opponent HP: 100/3000 Statuses: Railgun space: Earth-Like Atmosphere Defenders: CommanderDude7, sonicheroes95, ichigo772 (?)
Enimies: Sonic Heroic Warrior: 90/2500 OVT Demon: 25/1000
Allies: The Raging AK Golem: 10/1400 Allied Command Ship: 100/5000
Wolf Pack: WolfMan121: 100/2500 Were-Army: 20/300
@SirNoobalot: You raise Baby Shoop so he is really angry with you. What? Baby Shoop is evolving! *Ping* Baby Shoop has evolved into Mr. Shoop!
@ichigo772: The demon figures he can get more out of murdering the attackers. He does take out those scarecrows on the way in. Also, the Sparta kick makes you a defender.
@rick073: Yeah, I know what all of those are. Unfortunately, most of the units are murdered by the auto-turrets. Also, the units have to enter to do damage, and that door is like that ****ing Xel'Naga temple door.
@WolfMan121: THIS. IS. NOT. TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! You do 900 damage to The AK Golem, 250 to the ship, 100 to sonic, 750 to OVT demon, and murder the Nac Mac Feegle! You take 200 damage and the army only loses 50 Man-Wolves!
@Darkfire45: The bug does nothing. The best-laid plans... can completely fail at the whim of a creator.
@CommanderDude7: You only kill 50 of those wolves. And that's WITH the bullets drowning out the sun.
@TheAKGuy: You reduce the armies to incredibly low HP for all at the cost of your own. Woah.
Destroy the Space Railgun! Opponent HP: 100/3000 Statuses: Railgun space: Earth-Like Atmosphere Defenders: CommanderDude7, sonicheroes95, ichigo772 (?)
Enimies: Sonic Heroic Warrior: 90/2500 OVT Demon: 25/1000
Allies: The Raging AK Golem: 10/1400 Allied Command Ship: 100/5000
Wolf Pack: WolfMan121: 100/2500 Were-Army: 20/300
@sonicheroes95: You destroy absolutely everything! This does, however, include yourself and the scenario itself. THAT'S HOW IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED...
LET'S SEE IF ICHIGO HAD HIS WAY...
@Ichigo772: The demon kills you, and then proceeds to kill the attackers and the ship with the gained power! Railgun wins!
OR, THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SIRNOOBALOT HAD HIS WAY...
@SirNoobalot: The baby shoop fires a MASSIVE LAZ0R at the defenders! The defenses are too weak to resist, and it is crushed like ply paper! Allies win!
OPTION FOUR...
The ghosts nuke the battlefield! The inaccuracy of such reduces the everything to rubble! However, the nimble wolves evade the nuclear assault! Wolves win!
BUT THE REAL ANSWER IS THE ONE YOU CHOOSE. SO, CHOOSE WISELY...