Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I rip a hole into the universe of the game "Animal crossing" and i take my "speed racer" song from it. I then play it, rip another hole into the universe of speed racer, jack his car, and take off!
... i'm using team dark's team blast (basically, hit everything in the area, and apply time freezing for everyone but our team for a short time) when the dedebuff status ends. anyway, i continue light dashing to try to get back to first.
Alrighty, i open my free models and insert a "orb" i click on orb controls and click admin/darthnerd i then use mah admin powers to freeze sonic-thor-DBS
bomb kart min speed-not moving. bomb kart max speed-12345678987654321 MPH. bomb kart AVG speed-13379001666 MPH. bomb kart spechial abilities-immune to freezing. when destroyed a massive explosion occurs and the rider is sent forward at 1 KPH less then light speed. moving faster then light can stuff up time.