Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Storm the castle! Castle HP: 6,900 Lone Wanderer: 6,500 Mega Fat DBLACKSTAR: 1,500 HP Electricity Deflection System HP: 4,000 Castle Defenders: rick073, CommanderDude7, DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox Neutrals: sonicheroes95 Attacker HP: Other Castle HP: 4,500 Armored Giant Darkfire45: 1,500 HP Status: Damaged: Darkfire45,ThorRatFox,kingjac11 Critical: Dead: spartandestroyer,DarthNerd Undead: Razerules Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss:
@sonicheores95: You make it rain, putting out the fires(and covering the battlefield in money)!
@CommanderDude7: You time-lapse a giant hole in the ground.
@swordman76: The fireballs are put out by the falling water and money.
@rick073: You damage swordman76! It's axes V.S. swords, who do you think will min?
@DBLACKSTAR: A what now? \\ @Darkfire45: Well, since you take damage as well as it, you might as well be. You Sparta-kick him, but he doesn't move much since the attack was absorbed by his fat-like muscle. It deals 500 damage though, and then he deals an equal-damage belly bash in counter.
I sheathe Tenken causing the armoured giant to vanish. Now I avoid the powerslam and use Senbonzakura's Bankai. Now face the wrath of the pink blade bits DBLACKSTAR!
Objective: Storm the castle! Castle HP: 6,900 Lone Wanderer: 6,500 Mega Fat DBLACKSTAR: 1,500 HP Electricity Deflection System HP: 4,000 Castle Defenders: rick073, CommanderDude7, DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox Neutrals: sonicheroes95 Attacker HP: Other Castle HP: 4,500 Armored Giant Darkfire45: 1,500 HP Status: Damaged: Darkfire45,ThorRatFox,kingjac11 Critical: Dead: spartandestroyer,DarthNerd Undead: Razerules Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss:
@sonicheroes95: Lone Wanderer draws a three! He then pulls out three cards. "Alright, your turn! Pick a card! Any card! If it's one or lower, I'll revive the guy."
@DBLACKSTAR: Since Darkfire45 doesn't attack, you powerslam the cloud of pink blades.
@Darkfire45: Unfortunately, the golem is locked! He does use the pink blade attack, which gets powerslammed.
@rick073: The helmet is hermetically biologically sealed to him. Plus, the grenade just rolled off.