Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I get Dark Sphere's Evil Twin, (Well, Dark Sphere is evil, but good twin doesn't sound as epic.) I release Light Sphere upon Dark Sphere, hoping to distract vampires and get rid of Dark Sphere. Then I start Shooping Da Whoop at the vampires.
i ibernate until the next objective for i have no power without pictures but first i give null cat my epsilon suit(even though you said it was the sive of a sky scraper)