Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
@sonicheroes95: The helmets fail to take any damage. However, forcing teh gun away does 30 damage.
@Darkfire45: In the primordial space?
@rick073: You throw a couple of Molotovs onto the swat, halving their health. However, the attempt to murder who you're sent to protect gets you hit with acid.
I summon... the Terroist cats! I make them distract the SWAT team by showing signs of Osama Bin Laden. I then kill em' with mah AK! (Well wound, not kill, thay gots too much health.)