Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
i procure a quite peculiar apparatus that happens to possess the qualities of spontaneous teleportation, and then i myself happen to operate such an apparatus to harness its properties to my benefit of arriving at the due objective in due time.