Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Blaze through the armies! Current Army: Forces of Darkness Total strength: 1100/3500 Units: Unknown-Blobs of shadow that adapt to damage. Currently sporting Anti-Shield Skeletal Werewolves: Can change between a human skeleton, a wolf skeleton and a Werewolf skeleton. With no real body, they are no longer weak to silver.
Other Units: Ion Railgun: An Ion Cannon built recently. It works like the railgun, except less powerful.
Traitors: WolfMan121
Ally Units: Laser Eye Cat: A Psych-Class Cheezburgian that has powered the Cheezburgian power Eye. Robo-Rick: Rick073, but now as a robot!
GRRR *starts glowing black* DARK BARRAGE! *combos rick then jumps back, summons 10 copies of my sword, and sends them at rick* HERE'S A TIP! HURT. A DRAGON. WHEN. I'M AROUND. AND PREPARE TO LOSE IT ALL!
*finishes up with dark impulse on rick* (it blasts the target into the air using, then i jump up and smash the target into the ground)
*spinkicks rick so hard he flies around the world trice, and watches as he slams into a wall* luxord: wow... rick, shut up about dragon hunting *quickly siesteps sonic* if you want to live. let me put it this way, your just asking sonic to go berserk on you rick. oh and vexen, 500 munny rick dies.