Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I hide in a thrench so chuck norris cant see me.Then take a dart and shoot it at the dragon and at chuck norris making them go to sleep.If i hit chuck norris this will make him vunreble.
@sonicheores95: Unfortunately, you can't dismiss it since it now considers Chuck it's owner. Unless you're talking about a Discworld dragon, in which case it works. Which case is it?
@rick073: You successfully do 20 damage to Chuck! I dunno why he let that one pass.
@Darkfire45: He dodges the computer. Huh.
@Razerules: Chuck Norris uses pure, concentrated will to not go the way that Lu Bu did! In other words, choking to death.
@Legion1350: LOL! You PWN Chuck Norris repeatedly with a paddle to the head for 2000 damage!
@CommanderDude7: Oh, you noticed? The LAZOR does... 1 damage.
I throw a smoke bomb at UZRECCN, temporarily making him appear. I then taze him, stunning him while he is still visible. I then hit him a final time with a paddle. Finally, I do a shotgun-blow to the head.
(All weaknesses for Chameleos, robots, Chuck, and zombies. Google is a beautiful thing.)
