Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I bring the an eyewitness,and he says,"So you better hide your kids,hide your wife,hide your kids,hide your wife!" Then I just throw a frag bombs at the wall in front of me.
@sonicheroes95: Teh shadow runs away to another wall!
@rick073: You have removed yet another wall that she shadow could use. Teh floor above collapses and reveals a ramp!
I'm kinda glad this base was abandoned.
@godandd: You use the power to make a "Holy Post" where you can respawn and where no shadows will spawn! I'll just pull up a chair and work on making it ever-lasting.
@Alobomb: The wall does not care. This is not Lincoln Park, and it is a wall
@mechninja: You just summoned a Youtube phenomenon! I don't know where I was going with that.
@sonicheroes95: You find a set of Holy Hand Grenades! Unfortunately, no instructions.
@mechninja: Unfortunately, you don't use the Tropeic power that allows a normal hand to change mass into an RPG-27. You do, however, have the morphmass to turn your upper arm into a flail.
@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, the hug doesn't work, Milky Way hasn't developed the Space-Bomber yet, and the Chanians refuse to enter the Milk Portal, so no Spacestrikes.
However, the pot smoke causes the shadow to pop out!
@CommanderDude7: ...did you just punch out a shadow? Whatever you did, you stunned it!
@webkinzlover7654: Unfortunately, even with the invokation of the Bottomless Clip trope, I cannot allow that since it would have a similar effect to giving Kirby an automatic weapon: Building go boom. However, you do invoke the trope's power for everyone at the cost of 2000 viralium!