The dirty man killed a celebrity that was eating a jelly sandwich which was poisoned by angry monks which were killed by a zealous *absence of verb* which was hairy. Then he said (The dirty man said...) "I'm Chuck Norris and I'll kill Brad Pitt because he's a killer from california who did a book about hoes.
.....people? what does this have to do with anything? how about from now on we'll make a decent story by posting A SENTENCE at a time...