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The river of lotion used the body of King Farquat to generate MOAR POWRRRRRRRR. The ghost of King Farquat appears in front of our hero, a young boy, and tells him...

I was driving my chair into the empire state building when i started to drown in a window while brushing my teeth with some crackers. I then forgot i was dreaming and slapped my cheerios.

OMG no, dream WTF bad peanut, OMG nooooooooo mom!" I want friend" said peanut. "Uh er K."

Ok so, i was sitting on my wall when all of a sudden lamps! Lamps started eating my pictures, but i suddenly stood sideways and Arnold Schwarzenegger opened my door and........... gave me my mail

A pizza was about to be eaten, hen all of the pepperonis jumped off, sacrificed, and choked me. Then the pizza ran back to underwater New Orleans where he lived with whales.

Spoon meets fork.... Flower plant

Godzilla then marries the flloower plant, and they go live hapily ever after on My Hill

but then, the 3rd post on pg33 (333!) appeared in this very spot!

But no-one cares (sorry had to put that lie =D) so, every 3rd post on pg. 33 will get booted off the face of the earth, and every post will be 333 and get booted. *O*

so then our hero started flying after getting high off of cocaine and then started to kiss Miss. Understanding...

that religion is all wrong and shouldn't dominate our minds, he then met up with Voltaire and...

Milk dislikes chairs that think lemons can possibly unicorns?

And once the banana farm eats your arm the boat will never float.

and so you will sink and hang out with merman and drink booze and get stoned, yet best of all you would...

have a giant shooting contest with Simon Cowell. You win the contest but get shot...