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notaguitarhero
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Set-up.

Take a basic task.
i.e Making ramen.
Describe how to do this in a even more hardcore/difficult/asinine way to do it.
Then at the bottom of the post, you give the next person a task for example.

POST 1
Blah blah blah

Make Cereal

Post 2

I go to the store, and punch every single box of cereal in the cereal isle, making sure that there are holes in every box, I pour all the cereal out of the boxes, I then proccedd to pour every type of milk in that one area, thus flooding the store with milk. I then tear out my femur, fashion a spoon out of it, and eat my cereal.

Post below me, Wash your car.

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So post below me,
wash your car.

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xmb8
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buy a pressure washer. hold it 2 inches from the car, removing the paint, then replace the water with pressureised paint, volia, car is clean and has a new paint job.


taking a bath/shower

notaguitarhero
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Open curtain, turn on shower to blistering cold, jump in with all clothes on, rip clothes off. Face the cold like a man, then switch it to brain boiling hot. Tear skin off. Go back to ice cold, freeze insides to make artifical ice skin. Become super hero named ice man. Never have to bathe again.

Drinking Coke.

DeadlyVelociraptor
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I go to the store riding a t rex who can shoot lasers, go to but 50 cokes, i smash 10 of them on the cashier, then i return home put a lot of vodka in them and drink the 40 bottles at the same time...while playing a guitar solo....with a guitar made by the devil....which I aslo beat in poker last night

watching paint dry!!!

GunDragon
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buy an insanely awesome dragon with guns and have him fight Godzilla in front of the paint

Buying groceries

rick073
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drive to the store in a tank, blast off the front doors, then run in with an m4a1 and a mask saying" give me your groceries!!!"

sleeping

DeadlyVelociraptor
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u sleep on a bed made of all the victims you killed after firing nukes all over the world and dream of riding a godzilla shaped spaceship that can destroy a star with a single anti matter missile, and wake up finding you have a huge lazer cannon in ur hand

putting on your shoes

sonicheroes95
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make them shadow's skates, and race with sonic to get to the store and win.

Mickey Mouse.

rick073
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what??? you have to make a simple task hardcore. "micky mouse: is not a task

sonicheroes95
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oh... sorry...

talking.

DeadlyVelociraptor
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well can I continue for him?

if yes then, play sonic heroes on ps 2 (we all know thats lame, no offense sonciheroes95P)

rick073
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thats better...
slam the guy against a brick wall and put at least 5 swears in every, single, sentence

driving a car to work

GunDragon
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forget the car drive a nuke spiraling down on your office

Reading books

sonicheroes95
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for the one before rick, do it with 1 hand.

for rick's make sure to crash into everything possible on the way.

for me: Reading

DeadlyVelociraptor
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read the whole harry potter series and examine every word ver carefully.... in 6 seconds

seating on a bench

sonicheroes95
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do it while outfighting a ninja, and beating the world champion chessmaster at chess.


plays chess.

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