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Hypermnestra

26,390 posts

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Posted December 4, '10 5:30am UTC

Ahh...life is good. Life is grand. The world is your oyster. Or...er...it would be. See, there is no universe. So it can't really be your mollusk, my Lord. Ahh, please don't disintegrate me! What I meant to say was, there is no universe yet. I'm sure that as omnipotent and benevolent as you are, you'll be able to create it soon enough. Oh, did I forget to mention that you're an immortal deity, a god? Oh yes, well, I suppose the technical term is mortally challenged, but you know what I mean, sir. And I'm your servant. Er, actually, I'm one of two, but I'm the better servant my lord.
Okay, that's enough. I've had it. I can't let this dolt do the talking any longer, twisting everything around. Let's make one thing clear; you may be the all-powerful deity around here, but I am your best servant, not Kiss-*** McGrovelpants over there. Capische? And we're your welcoming committee. So, yeah. Welcome to the universe.
You idiot, that's not enough! This one's brand-new to the universe, remember? We need to explain everything first.
*sigh* Fine...I still don't know what I did to deserve welcoming committee duty.
It may have had something to do with how you insulted Zeus and Yahweh at the same time....
What? No one knew about that but...you. You tattled, you coward!
I'm sorry about this one, my Lord. He's just stupid.
HEY!
You know what Yahweh said; thou shalt not lie. Or something like that. I was just telling the truth! Now, here's the deal, your Omnipotence, you're a brand-new god in a brand-new universe.
See, there are a lot of universes in all the dimensions.
He is correct, your All-Knowingness. There are several universes; you rule but one. Not that this encroaches on your all-encompassing power, of course, my Lord, but-
Well, it kind of does, actually. See, for each universe there is a god or gods who rule over it. And unfortunately, being that you're such a young god, you don't have a lot of influence in the pantheon; that's the tribunal of gods that reviews each others' work.
Although I'm sure you'll soon gain influence, my Lord, as soon as they see your divine beauty and omniscient power!
Shut up and let me finish, dummkopf. As I was saying, the tribunal is all the gods in all the dimensions gathered together. They meet once every score of years-
That's twenty years, my Lord.
Be quiet and let me finish. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, the pantheon meets once every two decades to review each others' work and check up on dimensional progress. Now, the tribunal doesn't support either good or evil; anything you want to do in your universe, you can do. But you have to follow the rules set by the tribunal; basically, do what the tribunal says or they'll kick your ***.
Well...it could have been presented in a slightly less vulgar way, but yes, that is true, my Lord. But that isn't important. Unless there's some sort of revolution, you needn't worry about the pantheon. You can create planets, solar systems, nebulae, stars, creatures, technology, and so much more, my Lord. All you must do is think it, and it will be.
The dunce got it, except that he forgot about worship. Basically, the more worship you have, the more influence you will have in the pantheon and the more power you will have over your universe.
Now that you know all this, you can start building your universe. Good luck my Lord, and we'll be here if you need any help.

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Ahh...life is good. Life is grand. The world is your oyster. Or...er...it would be. See, there is no universe. So it can't really be your mollusk, my Lord. Ahh, please don't disintegrate me! What I meant to say was, there is no universe [i]yet[/i]. I'm sure that as omnipotent and benevolent as you are, you'll be able to create it soon enough. Oh, did I forget to mention that you're an immortal deity, a god? Oh yes, well, I suppose the technical term is mortally challenged, but you know what I mean, sir. And I'm your servant. Er, actually, I'm one of two, but [i]I'm [/i]the better servant my lord. \r\n[i]Okay, that's enough. I've had it. I can't let this dolt do the talking any longer, twisting everything around. Let's make one thing clear; you may be the all-powerful deity around here, but[/i] I [i]am your best servant, not Kiss-*** McGrovelpants over there. Capische? And we're your welcoming committee. So, yeah. Welcome to the universe.[/i]\r\nYou idiot, that's not enough! This one's brand-new to the universe, remember? We need to explain everything first. \r\n[i]*sigh* Fine...I still don't know what I did to deserve welcoming committee duty. [/i]\r\nIt may have had something to do with how you insulted Zeus and Yahweh at the same time....\r\n[i]What? No one knew about that but...you. You [/i]tattled[i], you coward![/i]\r\nI'm sorry about this one, my Lord. He's just stupid. \r\n[i]HEY![/i]\r\nYou know what Yahweh said; thou shalt not lie. Or something like that. I was just telling the truth! Now, here's the deal, your Omnipotence, you're a brand-new god in a brand-new universe. \r\n[i]See, there are a lot of universes in all the dimensions. [/i]\r\nHe is correct, your All-Knowingness. There are several universes; you rule but one. Not that this encroaches on your all-encompassing power, of course, my Lord, but-\r\n[i]Well, it kind of does, actually. See, for each universe there is a god or gods who rule over it. And unfortunately, being that you're such a young god, you don't have a lot of influence in the pantheon; that's the tribunal of gods that reviews each others' work.[/i]\r\nAlthough I'm sure you'll soon gain influence, my Lord, as soon as they see your divine beauty and omniscient power!\r\n[i]Shut up and let me finish, dummkopf. As I was saying, the tribunal is all the gods in all the dimensions gathered together. They meet once every score of years-[/i]\r\nThat's twenty years, my Lord.\r\n[i]Be quiet and let me finish. As I was saying before I was so [/i]rudely interrupted,[i] the pantheon meets once every two decades to review each others' work and check up on dimensional progress. Now, the tribunal doesn't support either good or evil; anything you want to do in your universe, you can do. But you have to follow the rules set by the tribunal; basically, do what the tribunal says or they'll kick your ***. [/i]\r\nWell...it could have been presented in a slightly less vulgar way, but yes, that is true, my Lord. But that isn't important. Unless there's some sort of revolution, you needn't worry about the pantheon. You can create planets, solar systems, nebulae, stars, creatures, technology, and so much more, my Lord. All you must do is think it, and it will be. \r\n[i]The dunce got it, except that he forgot about worship. Basically, the more worship you have, the more influence you will have in the pantheon and the more power you will have over your universe.[/i]\r\nNow that you know all this, you can start building your universe. Good luck my Lord, and we'll be here if you need any help.\r\n\r\nName:\r\nGender: \r\nUniverse: None.

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Renjineon

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Nomad

Posted December 5, '10 8:09pm UTC

Name: Jangwoe
Gender:M
Universe: 4 Planets, 1 Moon, 1 Star.
Planet Structures: Ocean, 3 Continents, Seasons, Weather, Oxygen, Plains, Pastures, Jungles, Forests, Volcano.
Planet Structure 2: All ocean, 1 supercontinent.
Planet Resources: Stone, Iron, Copper, Silver, Gold.
Planet Resources 2: Oil, Iron, Stone, Copper.
Life Forms(Animal): Elephants, Wolves, Gazelles, Crocodiles, Sharks, whales, flounders, kippers, trout, salmon, snails, starfish, crab, lobster, spiders, mosquitoes, ants, dragon flies, seagulls, pelicans, bats.
Life Forms(Plants): potatoes, apple trees, Banana trees, blueberry bushes, daisies, roses, venus fly traps.
Life Forms(Animals) 2: baboons, gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees.
Life Forms(Plants) 2: Mango trees, coconut trees, peach trees, orange trees.
Intelligent Life Forms: Humans.
Life Form Structures: None

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Razerules

4,049 posts

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Posted December 5, '10 10:17pm UTC

Name:Tom Razer
Gender:Male
Universe: Moons, Spiral Galaxy, Stars, 6 Habitable Planets, Nebula, 8 Solar Systems, Asteroids, Comets, Meteoroid, Black Holes.
Planet Structures: Clouds, Water, Mountains, Atmosphere, Weather, Cliffs/Canyons, Volcanos, Islands, Oceans, Lakes, Rivers, Continents, waterfalls, 10 continents, Magma Mantle, Deserts, Oasis, Swamps, Rainforests, Forests, blizzards, hurricanes, caves.
Planet Resources: Oil, Obsidian, Stone, Sand, iron, gold, coal, silver, platinum, mercury,zinc,titanium, wood, gravel, flint, copper, ash, seeds, marble.
Planet Life Forms(Plants): Grass, apple tree,lemon tree,banana tree,oak trees,blackberry bush,raspberry bush,pine tree,coconut tree,palm trees,walnut trees,carrots,beans,eggplants, daisies,roses and tulips, cotton trees, hibiscus, lily, bamboo, herbs, zumanga, seaweed, willow trees, strawberry bushes, sponges,corals,pineapple tree,orange tree,peach tree,prunes,grape vine, and cherry tree.
Planet Life Forms(animals): Improved Humans, Rabbits, deer, bears, wolves, cows, chickens,pigs, horses, fish, octopi,robins, hawks, worms, spiders, scorpions, monkeys, gorillas, cats,dogs, parrots, lions, elephants, warthogs, sheep, goats, tamana fly, sharks, whales, and squirrels, Panda, Bengal Tiger, eagles, starfish, beavers, zebras, jaguars, cheetahs, mice, pigeons, crows, ducks, humanom.
Life Form Structures: Club[humans], Wicki-up[humans], Spear, Atlatl[humans], Bow/Arrow, Fire, Holy Text.
Intelligent Life Form Modifications: Skin Color, Karma, immunities/weaknesses, disease, aging.

I add cloth and leather.
I also add frogs and snakes.
I then make tides from the ocean.

Name:Tom Razer\r\nGender:Male\r\nUniverse: Moons, Spiral Galaxy, Stars, 6 Habitable Planets, Nebula, 8 Solar Systems, Asteroids, Comets, Meteoroid, Black Holes.\r\nPlanet Structures: Clouds,  Water, Mountains, Atmosphere, Weather, Cliffs/Canyons, Volcanos, Islands, Oceans, Lakes, Rivers, Continents, waterfalls, 10 continents, Magma Mantle, Deserts, Oasis, Swamps, Rainforests, Forests, blizzards, hurricanes, caves.\r\nPlanet Resources: Oil, Obsidian, Stone, Sand, iron, gold, coal, silver, platinum, mercury,zinc,titanium, wood, gravel, flint, copper, ash, seeds, marble.\r\nPlanet Life Forms(Plants): Grass, apple tree,lemon tree,banana tree,oak trees,blackberry bush,raspberry bush,pine tree,coconut tree,palm trees,walnut trees,carrots,beans,eggplants, daisies,roses and tulips, cotton trees, hibiscus, lily, bamboo, herbs, zumanga, seaweed, willow trees, strawberry bushes, sponges,corals,pineapple tree,orange tree,peach tree,prunes,grape vine, and cherry tree.\r\nPlanet Life Forms(animals): Improved Humans, Rabbits, deer, bears, wolves, cows, chickens,pigs, horses, fish, octopi,robins, hawks, worms, spiders, scorpions, monkeys, gorillas, cats,dogs, parrots, lions, elephants, warthogs, sheep, goats, tamana fly, sharks, whales, and squirrels, Panda, Bengal Tiger, eagles, starfish, beavers, zebras, jaguars, cheetahs, mice, pigeons, crows, ducks, humanom.\r\nLife Form Structures: Club[humans], Wicki-up[humans], Spear, Atlatl[humans], Bow/Arrow, Fire, Holy Text.\r\nIntelligent Life Form Modifications: Skin Color, Karma, immunities/weaknesses, disease, aging. \r\n\r\nI add cloth and leather.\r\nI also add frogs and snakes.\r\nI then make tides from the ocean.

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