Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, Jacen96's excessive need to type "~~~Darth Caedus" at the end of every single post he makes causes every movie star and film maker to go insane.