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fortunately, I have an alias, so they can't find me

Unfortunately, they ask for help from Hades

Fortunately, she gets help from Zeus.

Unfortunately, he doesn't think she's worthy

Fortunately, I am friends with Poseidon.

Unfortunately, the "Poseidon" you speak of is a homeless bum who only gives himself that name so he can feel powerful.

Fortunately, I'm talking about someone else.

Unfortunately, you can no longer locate this someone else.

Fortunately, they contact me

Unfortunately they have gone insane and wish to murder you.

Fortunately, Celestial Being confirms it's an act that promotes war, and does an armed intervention.

Fortunately some are still keeping sane and decide to protect you.

(dude, you broke the game rules)

(dude, you broke the game rules)

Unfortunately I don't know what to do next.

Fortunately, that last thread of conversation was stopped