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JalapenoFez
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In this forum game you are suing the person above you. It must relate to it. Or at least make sense.
Example
Person 1: I'm suing you for eating my crayons!
Person 2: I'm suing you for stealing my crayons!

I'll start
I'm suing you for stealing my Fort.

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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

This is just a copy of You're banned

nesanelf
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nesanelf
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Nomad

I'm suing you for being a spoilsport!

locoace3
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Nomad

it is just a copy

webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Yerp, we shouldn't post, so this can rot and decay (Slowly let it drop down the pages.)

nesanelf
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Nomad

alright im fine with that! lol back to the top again.

JalapenoFez
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JalapenoFez
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Peasant

No its not your just crying

DeadlyVelociraptor
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I sue you because I want money and I'm a crazed stinking capitalist

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

I sue you because you're a communist and I'm a crazed stinking capitalist!

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

I sue you because you can, yet you may not!

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

I sue because I have to! *whip lashes me* stop it master please I swear I will sue him *another lash* argh stop it please!

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

I sue you because I feel like it!

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

I sue you for sueing me for sueing you because I felt like it!

thaboss
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I'll Sue Ya
By: Weird Al Yankovic

I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
...
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!

DeadlyVelociraptor
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I sue you for sueing gunthex becuase he sued me for sueing him for sueing me for sueing him because I felt like it!

JalapenoFez
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What??

I sue you for making a very long sentence on sueing DeadlyVelociraptor

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