Okay, so have you guys seen those jokes If WW1 Was a Bar Fight and If WW2 Was An RPG? You should, because they're hilarious. Anyway, I thought it would be pretty funny if we had something like that. For example, say, If The Civil War Was A Video Game, or If The Black Plague Was A Baseball Game. Anyway, so, I'll start us off with...
If Oedipus Was An RTS. [lol_aius has joined this game] [!0_kaste has joined this game] lol_aius: ohaithar. !0_kaste: hai. sup lol_aius: the ceiling lol. !0_kaste: lol. lol_aius: ur my game partner rite !0_kaste: yea duh. lol_aius: but we cant get any1 else to join???? !0_kaste: no lol_aius: but im teh ruler! everything has 2 work 4 me. !0_kaste: sawwy. [Teh0racel has joined the game] Teh0racel: hai guize. lol_aius: hi. !0_kaste: sup lol_aius: hey can you predict my future pl0x? Teh0racel: k... Teh0racel: you are gonna get killed by next person lol_aius, and you are going to marry next person to join !0_kaste. rofl lol_aius: WTF!!!!!! Teh0racel: frsrsly. [Teh0racel has left the game] [0ed_ipus has requested to join this game] lol_aius: |0, i no let him in. !0_kaste: noooooo! pl0x? lol_aius: no. !0_kaste: fien then i make you let him join. [0ed_ipus has joined the game] lol_aius: ...JOO TRICKED MEH! !0_kaste: rofl. lol_aius: 0ed_ipus cant play, you tricked me into letting him in the game. [lol_aius has booted 0ed_ipus out of the game] !0_kaste: i dun wanna play with you anymore rite now, k? lol_aius: k. [lol_aius has logged off the game] [!0_kaste has logged off the game] [merpe has joined this game] [ply_bus has joined this game] merpe: we cant get any1 to join our game!!!! ply_bus: :,( merpe: even though we rule big part of game? ply_bus: yea. [0ed_ipus has joined this game] merpe: ZOMG hes perfect! lets let him join our game n make him our new partner!!! ply_bus: yeaaaahh!!!! except we have to tell him that we were his original partners, k? merpe: k.
*several games later* [0ed_ipus has joined this game] [Teh0racel has joined this game] 0ed_ipus: hai. Teh0racel: hai. 0ed_ipus: sup? Teh0racel: i c bad things in ur future. 0ed_ipus: rly? wut? Teh0racel: ur gonna kill your guy partner and marry ur gurl partner 0.0 0ed_ipus: o no!!!! merpe and ply_bus r epic, i dun wanna hurt them! i gotz to find a new game!!!! [0ed_ipus has left the game] [Teh0racel has left the game]
[lol_aius has joined this game] [0ed_ipus has joined this game] lol_aius: yo 0ed you suck d00d. 0ed_ipus: SAY WUT???!!!!! lol_aius: you heard me, you n00b. [0ed_ipus has attacked lol_aius] lol_aius: omg wtf u attacked me!!!! [lol_aius has been eliminated] 0ed_ipus: rofl l0ser. i got to keep going, though, got to get as many games away from merpe and ply_bus as possible so i dun hurt them. [0ed_ipus has left the game]
[!0_kaste has joined the game] !0_kaste: omg lol_aius is gone!!! wut am i gonna do!?!?!?!?!? :,( [$phinx has joined the game] $phinx: lol *****. [$phinx has attacked !0_kaste] !0_kaste: wtf. $phinx, ur a looser. $phinx: yeah? whos beating who? oh yeah, im kicking ur *** lol. !0_kaste: stupid haxx0r. !0_kaste: imma call in my big bro. ur gunna get ur *** kicked. $phinx: ooh im rly scared. [cre0n has joined the game] cre0n: k. so whos msing with my lil sister?! $phinx: i am. cre0n: OOH SWEET HOLY JESUS U HAVE LIKE A BILLION HIT POINTS!!! $phinx: ikr? $phinx: lmao. !0_kaste: hes haxx0r. !0_kaste: boot him nao pl0x. cre0n: uhhhhh... cre0n: imma 2 busy rite now, k? il call in sum1 else. cre0n: ANY1 WHO BEATS $PHINX WILL GET TO BE !0_KASTE'S PARTNER!!!!! !0_kaste: !!?? cre0n: k now i g2g. [cre0n has left the game] [0ed_ipus has joined the game] 0ed_ipus: im here 2 beat the $phinx. $phinx: lol wutever n00b u cant beat me. 0ed_ipus: wanna bet? $phinx: yea. 0ed_ipus: k gimme ur stupid riddle. $phinx: k. $phinx: wut walks on 4 legs in morning, 2 in afternoon, 3 in evening? 0ed_ipus: man, duh. $phinx: ****. [0ed_ipus has attacked $phinx] [$phinx has been eliminated] 0ed_ipus: lol. wut a loser. 0ed_ipus: nao !0_kaste my partner? !0_kaste: yeah.
*several games later* [!0_kaste has joined this game] [0ed_ipus has joined this game] 0ed_ipus: ZOMG UR MY ORIGINAL PARTNER????!!!!! !0_kaste: i dint know!!! 0ed_ipus: neither did I!! [!0_kaste has booted herself from the network] [0ed_ipus has set himself on handicap mode]
