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Dragonblaze052
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Tell what you would do in the situation the poster before you proposed and then add one of your own for the next poster.

You are locked in a cage with your best friend and two flesh eating zombies. You have one bullet and you are both chained down. What do you do?

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caffeine101
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You are watching tv. Gay people kissing come on. what do you do?


nothing... keep playing World of Warcraft.

Your on a island that is 1 sq foot made completely of camel poo. A wave made of camel piss is fly at you. WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!


holy mother of camo turds. I would hop on the donkey and ride off into the sunset.

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you are in a black forest. there is a forked road one direction goes east, the other south. What direction are you facing? There is a piece of camo turd on the south road. What do you do?
sambam
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I look south. The camo turd looks hurt i grab him and make a home in the east where i nurture him back to health so he be a happy poop.

P.S. i didn't go south because the poop said that someone in the south beat him up (thats why he was hurt)

A small elephant wants a piggy back ride and he wont stop humping you until he gets it.

PS a small elephant isn't very small

vontje
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A small elephant wants a piggy back ride and he wont stop humping you until he gets it.


Autsj? I guess i probably started running towards very thin bushes.. i guess i will die anyway so i can try it:P

You are 60 and you and your wife are already together for 35 years. Only, you find out you don't love her anymore. You can't survive on your own because you don't have money but your wife still wants you to do dirty things with her every night (she is pretty ugly). What do you do?
GhostOfHorror
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My initial thought is probably too inappropriate for this, so..

Kill the wife, then you can inherit her money.

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You are at the edge of a cliff, at the bottom is water, and if you turn back, there is fire everywhere.

What do you do?

jkmadman1
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stay where i am. you didnt say the fire is coming at me.

Off topic: Shoukdnt this be in forum games?

your dog peed on the floor right before you got home. you are out of paper towels, napkins, towels, etc. if you dont clean it up you will die from the stench. what do you do?

sambam
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Take a poo then kill myself via my covers that i had just jacked off in.


You are sitting on a bench and then a extreamlyu fat guy sits on you. his crACk is in ur face. WHAT do u do!?!?!?

chang
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I say, "Look McDonalds!" and then point in a random direction. Once he leaves, I leave the area.

You are being chased by a group of angry shotgun wielding leprechauns. What do you do?

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Ride my Laser shooting-eyeball T-rex to safety while sending an army of steampunk velociraptors to annihilate the leprechauns

This should be in the forum games section.

when your stomach is slashed open and then you are shot at with a steam-operated hand-minigun, What do you do?

GhostOfHorror
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The most logical option, go down the stairs of the building.


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What do you do when you wake up screaming in the middle of the night, and when you wake up, there are evil spirits before your eyes.

Efan
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I drink the evil spirits and replace them with good spirits. Gin, whiskey, vodka...

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What would you do if if you needed to eat a pinecone. A pine cone WITH KIDS!?

GhostOfHorror
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I laughed so hard at that Efan.

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Eat it quickly, rather than slowly so I don't have to savor the taste.


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What would you do if I shot you with a gun?

silvermoon123
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If you hit me, probably head to the nearest hospital and say, "The Ghost of Horror shot me! Can I had BandAid??"

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What would you do if Justin Bieber sat next to you on a plane, got motion-sickness, and threw up rainbow vomit on you?

GhostOfHorror
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I do nothing at all.

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When you are being chased by angry hounds with police everywhere.

vontje
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I guess i wouldn't open my eyes or i would undergo surgery and hope they can fix it without me opening my eyes.

It would be horrible:P

What do you do when all your friends and family hate you, they tell you they were better of without you, etc?

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run away and stay with my friend.

theres an elephant running after you in africa, what do you do?

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