Well the title says it all. What would be your religion if you had the power to make one? Make commandments and rules that your believers have to follow, make your requirements for being a true believer (prayers, sacrifices...), make a god or gods to your religion or even make like a verse or verses from a holy book you would create!
Too lazy to explain, but it is a polytheistic religion that basically says that there are gods that created the universe, and showed us by example what not to do.
More of a story than a religion, but I live under the morals the story teaches.
The Happycism! They who thinks that the meaning with life is to be happy! You can have this religon and another religon also! They looks at the positive sides of the world! (= (: (; (this is absolute not a sect)
I created one a while ago. It's hard to explain. There are two super-gods who represent chaos and balance, and their six children, three of whom represent destruction and three who represent creation. Then there are multiple other gods who represent various things.
Chuck norris saved earth by destroying all life on Mars.
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You must pray every morning and go to the Chuck church located on VY Canis Major once in your life. if you do not then you will be condemed to roundhouse kick's forever in your afterlife.
