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YO MAMA so STUPID she brought a SPOON to the SUPER BOWL

you mamma so stupid she made a yo mamma off thread

yo mama is so fat it mad chubacca say dang!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat they had to put a speed bump in front of the candy store!

Yo moma so fat Jabba the Hutt said DAM!. You r moma so poor when she was kicking a can a kid said what are yo doing she said moving. Yo moma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued . Yo moma so stupid she yelled stop that twinki when a bus full of white kids came by.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs more than an average person.

Offended? You should be.

Anyways, on a more serious note (which doesn't seem possible considering the topic):

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean.

Yo moma so fat when she went to the beach a washed up whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me.

Lol, iMogwai, that one actually made me laugh.

Yo mamas so fat that when she wears blue google maps calls her a lake.

Wow I'm just really bad at this.

Yo mamas so stupid she went to subways to buy boats.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she watched "60 minutes" in half an hour!

And the best one:

Yo mamma's so fat, she has to wear clothes in large sizes.

Yo mamma so stupid, she threw out all the M&M's with W's

Yo mama so poor I walked in the front door and tripped over the backyard fence!

Yo mama so poor When i steeped in a puddle outside her house she said "HEY! dont step on my pool"

yo mamas so stupid she spent the day saying "am not" to r2d2!

your momma so fat McDonald got a restraining order on her

yo mamas so fat that when she rides an elevator up to the 2nd story it cant go any higher! stairs are good for her! she even has to walk DOWN STAIRS cause the last time she tried to ride down in an elevator its cable broke!