Again, if everyone justs re-answers this'll turn into a debate thread and will be ruined.
Since this is the tavern and not forum games, a debate thread is a much better use of the thread than a game like this, which I feel like I've seen before...
If a question can only be answered once, by one person, the solution (supposing it's a serious question) may be biased and not helpful at all.
If it isn't a serious question, why only give one person the luxury of answering?
How can I become a crime fighting hero like Batman?
Go out and buy a rubber suit and a cape. Those things are easier to find than you think. Then just fight some crime, but make sure it's just mild crime and not something that would surely get you killed.
In other words, stay out of gang wars.
Where can I find slippers made out of baby penguins?
Antarctica, but you have to make them yourself now. Wal-Mart got in trouble for selling them.
How will I live in a garbage can?
Open the lid, climb inside, and the rest will come to you.
Were will I find a healthy fast food resturant?
Ethiopia. Usually their McDonald's doesn't have any food.
How can I cure my insomnia?
Try sleeping it off. It actually works, because if you can get to sleep, you're already cured.
Can I ask again so soon, I like this game?
That depends. Are you going to put your question marks in the right place?
I'm not so sure Gamingtime can fix his grammar, am I right?
Well no, because there is no post editing button.
But he should be able to, if he really is an English teacher...
How can I beat firetail_madness?
You aren't ranked #1. You don't have nearly 20,000 forum posts.
You've already won.
Shouldn't this be in forum games
Not if it's turned into a discussion thread rather than just the game thread that it seems to be starting out as.
Should I buy a great new car or get some needed things around my house?
You'll get the things you need faster if you replace that old jalopy you've been driving everywhere. That thing is gonna die on you when you least expect it, and when it does, you'll regret having bought laundry detergent rather than a car that actually works.
Should I quit my job as an English teacher?
...
No comment.
Is my Armatar good or bad?
John Denver reading a scroll in a dimly lit room. Doesn't seem very likely, but there's nothing bad about it.
Should I quit my job and go study in Ireland?
If ya want to improve yer English skills, Oireland may nat be tha best choice.
If, however, you wish to type things in an Irish accent, feel free. Give the kids a chance to learn some grammar.
What will I do at a tropical resort?
Throw a Baby Ruth into a swimming pool. Watch every family's vacation shatter into little pieces.
Should I sell my old xbox?
What could you possibly do with an old Xbox? That's not my question, that's my answer.
Should I be bored?
You're here. On AG. Which means you have absolutely nothing better you could be doing with your life.
If you aren't bored, I don't know what you're doing here.
How do I get off of this retched planet?
Be a stowaway on a rocket. No one has ever done that before. You'll go down in history.
Now time for my question: have I just destroyed this thread by answering every question with almost funny answers that don't benefit anyone reading them?
