Just a fun game that I don't think will get very popular. Just read over the above user's profile and create a scenario that the person could possibly get into. Ex: Above user's profile is full of grammar mistakes. "(Insert user's name) will be shot by the grammar Nazis"
Well, there isn't much story in that, is there? Besides, the chance of getting ninja'd if you actually try to write up a proper story is quite big, if everyone else is making their little horror stories of "Whatshisface gets kicked by a horse". Besides, the style has already started to go South.
Ahem. Bunneh bounced up the road, through the woods. past the trees, he could see a great wall, and in that wall, an iron gate worn by the weather and constant use. He jumped up to it, and knocked. A guard open a little door and looked out, but it took a while for him to notice the rabbit by the foot of the gate. "Oh. I couldn't see you because you were so small. You should get an armor, what would make it a lot better. What's your name?" Bunneh, being quite sensitive about his size and worth, yelled out "I don't suck that much!" before he could even get to think of the question the guard has asked. And before he could correct the false impression, the guard had opened the gate, handed him a key, and welcomed him as "idontsuckthatmuch". Bunneh sighed and bounced inside the city, swearing that some day, he would get his revenge on the guard. Or at least his own name.