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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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SirNoobalot
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21, and if they has cyst they has minus 2.


My cleric is a her, too.
10+ spell level (3)+ Wis modifier
DBLACKSTAR
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My cleric is a her, too.
Really, I thought it was a he.
Dragonblaze052
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Char hits with one shot, Gr'ok charges out from the other end of the table and tackles the man, latching his fangs around his throat as he goes down.

You see bright blue light shine forth as tendrils of lightning streak forth from his fingers to the now illuminated mass of severed parts sewn together into a gangly perversion of a Werewolf. The mass of flesh begins to writhe about on the table. Suddenly, the hulking abomination lurches forth, utterly destroying its restraints, as it lets forth a blood curdling howl devoid of a soul.
F: "It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!"
The monstrosity slashes at its creator, tearing his body asunder. As the bloody shreds that once were the good doctor fall to the ground, the beast turns its gaze to the party.

What do you do?

DBLACKSTAR
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You see bright blue light shine forth as tendrils of lightning streak forth from his fingers to the now illuminated mass of severed parts sewn together into a gangly perversion of a Werewolf. The mass of flesh begins to writhe about on the table. Suddenly, the hulking abomination lurches forth, utterly destroying its restraints, as it lets forth a blood curdling howl devoid of a soul.
F: "It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!"
The monstrosity slashes at its creator, tearing his body asunder. As the bloody shreds that once were the good doctor fall to the ground, the beast turns its gaze to the party.
Really, I am disappointed in you Dragon.
SirNoobalot
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I don't think a Master Ball would quite work, would it?

Dragonblaze052
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No Master Ball for you!

Since we only have one active player, we will have to continue tomorrow with Hyper.

DBLACKSTAR
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No Master Ball for you!
Can I has SSJ4?
Since we only have one active player, we will have to continue tomorrow with Hyper.
I'm here.
SirNoobalot
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Hold up, so the so-called prologue made one of us literally explode and nearly killed another, andnow you expect us to kill this f!cker sans the damage-spellcaster?

DBLACKSTAR
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Hold up, so the so-called prologue made one of us literally explode and nearly killed another, andnow you expect us to kill this f!cker sans the damage-spellcaster?
Umm, yeah. Can My peoples has AA-12s?
Dragonblaze052
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Yeah, I do. Just so you know, this thing could beat any single Master in a one on one fight.

Dibs, you refuse to control the girls in this fight, so you don't count.

DBLACKSTAR
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Yeah, I do. Just so you know, this thing could beat any single Master in a one on one fight.
Yeah, well you guys all better get started on your next characters.
Dibs, you refuse to control the girls in this fight, so you don't count.
I will control them if they can has AA-12s.
Hypermnestra
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YE i will give thee thy AA-12s

Tis "thine" not "thy", thou know nothing of it.

Also, Dragon, seriously? Trolling? He was just making a joke, holy ****....
DBLACKSTAR
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Also, Dragon, seriously? Trolling? He was just making a joke, holy ****....
What you talking bout?
Tis "thine" not "thy", thou know nothing of it.
That does not answer my question.
Hypermnestra
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That does not answer my question.
What you talking bout?

http://fitness-motivator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fail.jpg?w=300
There was some guy who posted the thing I quoted(apparently his comment was deleted) and Dragon threatened to tattle on him for trolling. Bwahahahahaha.
DBLACKSTAR
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There was some guy who posted the thing I quoted(apparently his comment was deleted) and Dragon threatened to tattle on him for trolling. Bwahahahahaha.
Oh, alright.
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