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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, reword your action so it isn't a jumble of idiotic babble.....

Noobs, I have good news: you do not have Herpes simplex. That is just a welt.

Hyper, you don't realize just how hard it is to not bite those things.

DBLACKSTAR
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Hyper, you don't realize just how hard it is to not bite those things.
It is a pain, and also it's hard not to have things bump into them.
Dibs, reword your action so it isn't a jumble of idiotic babble.....
Change and claw/bite his ***.
Hypermnestra
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Hyper, you don't realize just how hard it is to not bite those things.
It is a pain, and also it's hard not to have things bump into them.

You talk to me like I've never had a cold sore before. Just put salt on it, honestly. It won't make it go away but it will make it better.
Dragonblaze052
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Sister 2 turns into a kick *** Tiefling Werewolf. It is a Werewolf with: hellish black fur with a slight red sheen to it, a devil's tail, glowing red eyes, cloven hooves and goat's horns. This this seriously kicks ***. Seriously. (I just checked, but changing form is a Standard Action, so no attack this round. She is, however, close enough to launch a full attack next round.)
Raz hides behind his shield like a *****.
Char hits once with his arrows. (You know, if you were in Hybrid form, you would have +1 more to Attack than you do now.)
Das wolfeh lands a blow, tearing a very nice chunk out of the beast.
The monster lands a pretty heavy blow on wolfeh. It would be best to have him retreat.
Sister 1 lands a nice Sneak Attack, except that Undead don't take the bonus dmg.
The Cleric misses.

I'm sorry, Hyper, but you're the only one who comes from a family who's religion is centered around salt...

Hypermnestra
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Char hits once with his arrows. (You know, if you were in Hybrid form, you would have +1 more to Attack than you do now.)

Right. He goes to Hybrid form. >.>

I'm sorry, Hyper, but you're the only one who comes from a family who's religion is centered around salt...

Da ****?
Did you just call me a fat American, or do you seriously not get Mormonism at all?
DBLACKSTAR
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Sister 1 lands a nice Sneak Attack, except that Undead don't take the bonus dmg.
How the **** did I forget that.......
Sister 2 turns into a kick *** Tiefling Werewolf. It is a Werewolf with: hellish black fur with a slight red sheen to it, a devil's tail, glowing red eyes, cloven hooves and goat's horns. This this seriously kicks ***.
That actually sounds kind of lame.
I'm sorry, Hyper, but you're the only one who comes from a family who's religion is centered around salt...
Mine is oregano/cilantro.
DBLACKSTAR
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Da ****?
Did you just call me a fat American, or do you seriously not get Mormonism at all?
I'm not sure, but I think it is the latter, even though the former is funnier.
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, just so you know, this thing doesn't follow all of the Undead rules.

Hyper, that was a Salt Lake City joke.......

Hypermnestra
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I'm not sure, but I think it is the latter, even though the former is funnier.

xP

Mine is oregano/cilantro.

Praise to the Noodle, the Sauce, and the Holy Parmesan. RAmen.

That actually sounds kind of lame.

Agreed. Goats just aren't scary, even with glowing red eyes and devil's tails. Goats just make everything funny.

Hyper, that was a Salt Lake City joke.......

I still don't understand. Mormons worship Salt Lake City?
DBLACKSTAR
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Dibs, just so you know, this thing doesn't follow all of the Undead rules.
Not surprised.
xP Praise to the Noodle, the Sauce, and the Holy Parmesan. RAmen.
Cha.
Agreed. Goats just aren't scary, even with glowing red eyes and devil's tails. Goats just make everything funny.
Have you seen Drag Me To Hell. I mean goats can be awesome, just not scary.
Dragonblaze052
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Let me see if I can find a picture of what the Hell ***** looks like.......

The city was founded in 1847 by Brigham Young and his Mormon followers, who extensively irrigated and cultivated the arid valley.

You seriously didn't know this?
DBLACKSTAR
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You seriously didn't know this?
Why would she know it?
Let me see if I can find a picture of what the Hell ***** looks like.......
The hooves and horns sorta ruin it.
Hypermnestra
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You seriously didn't know this?

Of course I ****ing knew that, but I still don't see how you could possibly get "Mormons worship salt" from "Mormons founded Salt Lake City"...???

Let me see if I can find a picture of what the Hell ***** looks like.......

*sigh*
You thought I would not notice the blatant Greek mythology plagiarism? Nein, sirrah. Just google "empusa".
DBLACKSTAR
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You thought I would not notice the blatant Greek mythology plagiarism? Nein, sirrah. Just google "empusa".
I found nothing.
Dragonblaze052
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Combine these two and you'll be pretty **** close:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1435847832784&id=8c573b513ac068ba89b73991d80c3988http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1363322601491&id=6e64d4e2d43a6a250dc2c1c219c5133f

Hyper's family is Mormon. Salt Lake City was the first Mormon anything anywhere ever.

Hyper, it was just a joke and it was the only one I could come up with, stop riding me over every little thing...

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