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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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ThorRatFox
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I will climb up with gnome tied to my back and dagger in teeth

Dragonblaze052
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Maybe.

I thought you were just Sick and Disturbed.

DesertHyena
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eep eep! That's monkey, you n'wahs!
Dragon, you and DBS/loco all have stereotypes, but there is one thing you share in common, you all have that really spicy as **** food that always burns my tonuge no matter how many times I try to eat it. "Ragin Cajun" had food just like that, and personally, I never want to see another bowl of gumbo for as long as I live, if I can help it! (I am stereotypically white!)

DBLACKSTAR
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And I'm not a monkey no tail, Desert give me a tail.

DesertHyena
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That would take a couple of weeks, a hacksaw, a few G's, you would have to meet me somewhere...

Oh, you mean your character? ok, he's got a tail. hehe, why would I know anything about tail surgery and attachment? <.< >.>

Dragonblaze052
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So nobody will help the little guy up the rope?

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Fine I do a king kong, and I can climb with something in my hand.

DesertHyena
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Airplanes suddenly come out of nowhere, you get the urge to swing at them, and drop the Gnome into the briney deep blue!
jk, (sound of dice rolling) but you do drop him and he goes splash...

DBLACKSTAR
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How do I drop him, what check would that be, but fine I try to jump down grab him and glide to the boat then try again.

SirNoobalot
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Airplanes suddenly come out of nowhere, you get the urge to swing at them, and drop the Gnome into the briney deep blue!


That made me laugh irl!

Dive down and qickly save his short--I mean small @ss
DarthNerd
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I try and stop them from surfaceing, the gnome and sirnoob's guy, by pushing them down as they try to resurface. Im not evil, nor am i randomly breaking alignment, but i AM racist against gnomes.

DBLACKSTAR
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That is a decidedly evil act.

DBLACKSTAR
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Darth just a word of warning I can see this ending in a bloody mess, and us one party member short, not a threat, but this guy belongs more o darkside.

DarthNerd
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Trust me, i would have rather had a chaotic evil drow necromancer, but as you can see, that wouldnt have happened.

Dragonblaze052
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You do realize I am basically the only reason you are here to begin with, right? Without me, you would just be dancing to try to get the map, still.

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