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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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Imagine you're a Nymph. You are among the most beautiful of all humanesque figures in existence. You're very name means sex. You go to worship at the local shrine that only your kind uses. IT'S A TRAP!!! After hours of struggling to free yourself, you see a young man open up the trap.

Now, what do you think she thinks he's thinking about? Exactly. That stare, that was her **** face. She's getting the hell out of here.

Good bye.
Remember, today's Thursday.

Hypermnestra
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That was sooooo not my intent. The dice will go to hell for causing that situation.

SirNoobalot
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I know it doesn't, but double teaming in a duel and having a friend hit the enemy from behind does.


I can't directly control the Howler, was trying to see what it would do. Read the Howler's tactics description, pl0x.

And inside the trap is a squirming.......Nymph.......


!@#$^ !

Imagine you're a Nymph. You are among the most beautiful of all humanesque figures in existence. You're very name means sex. You go to worship at the local shrine that only your kind uses. IT'S A TRAP!!!After hours of struggling to free yourself, you see a young man open up the trap.


If only Chardath looked more Elf than Hooman.....
DBLACKSTAR
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L: "Of course!"
He gives her a few cookies.
Crona wanders around munching on her/his treat.
I was expecting the army around him to be intimidating and for her to stalk him for five more days.....
What would happen after five days.
Imagine you're a Nymph. You are among the most beautiful of all humanesque figures in existence. You're very name means sex. You go to worship at the local shrine that only your kind uses. IT'S A TRAP!!! After hours of struggling to free yourself, you see a young man open up the trap.

Now, what do you think she thinks he's thinking about? Exactly. That stare, that was her **** face. She's getting the hell out of here.
Awesome.
Good bye.
Remember, today's Thursday.
Crap.
Hypermnestra
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Good bye.
Remember, today's Thursday.

Oh teh noes!

If only Chardath looked more Elf than Hooman.....

Why?
loco5
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yo dragon still about my rolls...

DBLACKSTAR
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yo dragon still about my rolls...
Yeah Loco, you got the easiest one. Hyper got the hardest.
loco5
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Yeah Loco, you got the easiest one. Hyper got the hardest.


5 dragons are easy?

besides you made yours seem easy
Hypermnestra
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5 dragons are easy?

What kind of dragons are they?

Hyper got the hardest.

Next time, say "most difficult".
DBLACKSTAR
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5 dragons are easy?
Your fighting newborns, child abuser.
besides you made yours seem easy
That's cause I got skillz.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/4/128991573678053316.jpg
loco5
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What kind of dragons are they?


one is immune to lightning is as much i got


Next time, say "most difficult".


it was the fey that made it the "Hardest"
Hypermnestra
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Your fighting newborns, child abuser.

Loco's fighting newb dragons?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaaaaa yeah Loco, yours is easiest by far.
DBLACKSTAR
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What kind of dragons are they?
They is babies.


http://images.fungopher.com/g/Q/S/gQSzEYapb/They-say-babies-are-found-in-cabbage-Let-s-see-let-s-see.jpg


Next time, say "most difficult".
Bow chika honk honk. I actually didn't even notice.



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loco5
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Your fighting newborns,

that answers my question

child abuser.


just cause Grun plays favorites >_>
DBLACKSTAR
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one is immune to lightning is as much i gotLoco's fighting newb dragons?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaaaaa yeah Loco, yours is easiest by far.
*Sigh* Fool.
it was the fey that made it the "Hardest"
Hey hey hey.
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