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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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DBLACKSTAR
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Try to cut him up with Flurry of blows and my primary weapon.

Dragonblaze052
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Dumb ***.......

Triple critical. Max damage. Holy ****.
The Kobold that could have saved your life from the traps hidden deeper in the lair now lays in bloody ribbons on the floor. The walls have been painted red.
DBLACKSTAR
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"Paint the walls red Rick."

SirNoobalot
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Nomad

"Well, looks like we have a new trap tester." Prods Gnash angrily with axe.

DBLACKSTAR
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Picks up a piece of wood, "alright, lets do some fukking carpentry."

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Left or Right?

The Dwarf feels that Left leads outside.
SirNoobalot
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Right,a nd at the first sign of a trap, kick Gnash into it.

DBLACKSTAR
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"Wait you smell that, it smells like cheese, it;s coming from the right, that must be the right way." Heads right.

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

There are three Orcs looking at you.

What do you do?

Just so you know, the Jailer was a 3rd lvl Orc Warrior. Cassio downed him alone in one turn.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

DYNAMIC ENTRY!!! Flying kick to the face.

SirNoobalot
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Nomad

Throw the nearest object at Jackie Chan.

DBLACKSTAR
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"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!" Flying kick to the face.
http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dynamic-entry2.jpg

Dragonblaze052
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DYNAMIC FAIL!!!!!!!

Now, all three Orcs are turned around towards you and two of them hit for a total of 13 dmg. You have been KO'd, but at least you were a distraction.......

Cassio
Fist
Orcs
SirNoobalot
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Cassio do whatever.

Fist, Axe to the gonads.

Dragonblaze052
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Cassio trips over a rock and faceplants.
Fist castrates the Orc and bifurcates him in one blow.
The first Orc's sword skates off of Fist's armor.
The second stabs Cassio through the back for 10. He is very hurt, but alive and awake.
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