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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Dragonblaze052
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Fireball, arrows and Lightning? Somebody teach him how to do combat.......

"Yes, Master" and beat the **** out of stuff while casting spells. Simple enough.

So:

Grun: suicide
Char: Shoot it
Raz: chop the ***** in half
Crona: Stare at it and make a doll

Right?
loco5
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Grun: suicide
Char: Shoot it
Raz: chop the ***** in half
Crona: Stare at it and make a doll


really? i cast a spell and shoot it like everyone else and i'm the only one who has suicide? bull****
Dragonblaze052
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You tried to do way to much. Use reason. You get two actions. Spell+Spell, Spell+Crossbow, Crossbow+Spell or Crossbow+Crossbow.

DBLACKSTAR
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Crona: Stare at it and make a doll
No spectral hands while the reaper tries to slash him up and down the forest. Then make a doll.
DBLACKSTAR
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Wait, if I get two spells then I will use spectral hands and then implant him with a cyst.

loco5
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You tried to do way to much. Use reason. You get two actions. Spell+Spell, Spell+Crossbow, Crossbow+Spell or Crossbow+Crossbow

you. are. a. retard.

i ****ing said i'd do them with my next turns, not all at once jesus christ
Dragonblaze052
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Loco, what are you doing THIS TURN?

loco5
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fireball and crossbow, it's not like i just jumbled them up for you, ****

Hypermnestra
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Ja, you hast it right. And das wolfeh just kind of tries to distract it, without standing and fighting and getting her *** kicked.
I think we lost the Noob.

Also, wut joo think of temp stats, Dragon?

DBLACKSTAR
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Ja, you hast it right. And das wolfeh just kind of tries to distract it, without standing and fighting and getting her *** kicked.
I think we lost the Noob.

Also, wut joo think of temp stats, Dragon?
Why you talking funny like that.
Dragonblaze052
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Crona: Success
WTFITT: Flash freezes you all for 26 (Grun 13), claws Raz for 3.
Raz: Slices for....... you miss.
Char: All arrows hit for a total of 7.
Gr'ok: Jumps up, bounce off a tree and mauls his *** for 15.
Grun: Hit for both for a total of 94.
Entropic Reaper: Slices the air beside it.

DBLACKSTAR
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Crona: Success
Necrotic burst.
Grun: Hit for both for a total of 94.
Woo, see what happens Loco when you don't just use eye bite.
Entropic Reaper: Slices the air beside it.
Dammit, full attack now.
Hypermnestra
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WTFITT

What The **** Is That Thing?

Char: All arrows hit for a total of 7.

What The **** Joo Talkin' Bout, Willis?!
That would be 4 arrows, right? That's a minimum of 11 damage per arrow(it's a Longbow +4 and Char has 23 Dex which grants a +6 modifier).
DBLACKSTAR
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What The **** Joo Talkin' Bout, Willis?!
That would be 4 arrows, right? That's a minimum of 11 damage per arrow(it's a Longbow +4 and Char has 23 Dex which grants a +6 modifier).
What about Damage reduction and all that ****.
loco5
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Woo, see what happens Loco when you don't just use eye bite.


Char: All arrows hit for a total of 7.



http://skreened.com/render-product/u/d/i/udibqqskskknxqkmtomt/image.w174h200f3.jpg
REALLY?!
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