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ok i see this thread is going nowhere so ifa moderater sees this could you please delete or lock it (unless someone actually cares and wants to start)

i deserve a nuke cuz im bad like that
i want to give you a brain free why do you deserve it?

I deserve it because I have more AP than you.
I give you a klondike bar. Why do you deserve it?

I deserve it cause I have a higher rank than you.
I give you a cherry Brain Freezy. Why do you deserve it?

I deserve it because my username is longer than yours.
I give you a can of SPAM. Why do you deserve it?

I deserve it because I shall burn all forms of spam to the ground!
I want to give you coal. Why do you deserve it?

I deserve it cause I've been Naauuuggghhhtttty.
I give you a sandwich why do you deserve it.

I deserve it because a sandwich has layers. So do onions. And ogres. And parfaits.

I give you a lobotomy. Why do you deserve it?

because i dont know what a lobotomy is.

I give you a time machine. why do you deserve it?

Because then I would travel back in time and give you the time machine in the first place, so you can give it to me later, thus creating an infinite time loop! Oh, and I deserve it because I came up with such an excellent plan.

I give you a happy chinchilla. Why do you deserve it?

I deserve it because I'm the first to post on the 4th of July.

I give you a fat man's shirt. Why do you deserve it?

I deserve it because I'm going to use it in an ingenious plan to get that chinchilla.
I give you a potato why do you deserve it?

beacuse they are cute and fluffy and awesome and i would play with it and be epic


i give u a cookie, why do u deserve it O.o?

^ dont mind the above i was on teh wrong page or i got ninja'd

I like potatoes thats y


i give u a cookie y do u disrve it

I deserve it because without it, the earth will crash into the sun.

I give you internal hemorrhaging. Why do you deserve it?