i hire a group of ninjas to fight each other to kill me the last surviver will have the chance to kill me and the last ninja should kill me like this: use a katana to rip off my stomache cut my skin off use a axe to cut my hands after that its my head turn he uses ninja stars to cut it and while my body is how he will throw blades at my body
8/10...Its good and all....But who will clean up the mess???
I go to Area 51 and Kill everybody... Then take a device that will attract Aliens! Then I shall tell the Aliens to rip me up in so much parts that each part of my body will my 1 Millimeter big
I would get a tan, wear a white robe, a turban, and run thru an NRA (National Rifle Association) Second Amendment Rights Convention while doing the stereotypical Arab tongue-roll noise thingy. I am visibly strapped with 2 pounds of C4 and 10 sticks of lit dynamite. I am holding a spring-switch on the trigger for the C4 in each hand, and one in my mouth. Either get shot by every redneck there, or detonate!
3/10 Churck norris is cliche, and only the people upsessed with him like those posts.
I go to home depot and buy a high powered drill, cement, and a cement mixer, i drill a hold into my body, and pour cement into it, destroying my organs, along with lots o' pain. Then, while i am dieing, i will use a temptest device to make a terrible thunder storm and stick a lightning rod through my head.
I pay assasins to cut off my head while feeding my body to piranhas, while i watch and they rip out my eyes and shove it in my mouth, and proceed to feed it to carnivorous whales.