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bicola1
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A basic game where you have to eat the meal! the first few will be small, but then it becomes a team effort, and all of you must chip in to eat the meal! this is like destroy the near indestructible except for food style. there is one thing you should know. food capacity is the amount of food you can eat using your mouth (this goes for everyone, not individually. this means that anyone and everyone can use the food capacity until it runs out). it will regenerate over time, but don't learn to depend on it! use your brains and think of a way that it can enter your body besides the mouth! each thing will subtract total HP. Remember, this is a team effort!

1st meal:
Spaghetti
HP: 1000
Food capacity: 500

GO! GO! GO!

EAT! EAT! EAT!

if there are suggestions or comments you want to share, please do it on my profile. just click my name up there, and use the comments box.

Hope this goes far!

Bicola

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bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
SALAMI GIANTO's
HP: 5250
Food capacity: 100

put it in my mouth


Not very creative. used 50 FC and ate 50 HP

I fall over from exhaustion and manage to squish it into smaller pieces. I then eat the bits and roll away.


-100 HP. you cant manage more.

i cut the price in half.


Everyone buys! yay! -100, cause i already subtracted 1000
bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
SALAMI GIANTO's
HP: 5250
Food capacity: 100

i just drink loads of beer and use a powerburp on it.


doesn't do anything to the food! didn't consume it in any way...
spartandestroyer
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hmm...

(pulls out a huge freakin japanese sword and unleashes a fire slash on the salami giantos)

this should work...

bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
SALAMI GIANTO's
HP: 5250
Food capacity: 100

hmm...

(pulls out a huge freakin japanese sword and unleashes a fire slash on the salami giantos)

this should work...


you still did not CONSUME it. you need to put it in your body somehow.
spartandestroyer
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(shoves the salami giantos into a mega sandvich and gives it to an army of fat russian men who have fought tiny cowards all day long)

this works i guess... just so long as the salami hasnt been a bit burned by anything...

bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
SALAMI GIANTO's
HP: 4050
Food capacity: 100

(shoves the salami giantos into a mega sandvich and gives it to an army of fat russian men who have fought tiny cowards all day long)

this works i guess... just so long as the salami hasnt been a bit burned by anything...


Good! now we are getting somwhere! -1200 HP!
JalapenoFez
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Considering my condition, i open my stomach and store it there. Taking the fall for everyone.

bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
SALAMI GIANTO's
HP: 4000
Food capacity: 100

Considering my condition, i open my stomach and store it there. Taking the fall for everyone.


well, your condition is too grave. your stomach cant eat the hulking thing. you die, eating 50 HP! revive in pg 4!
spartandestroyer
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im getting bored just trying to take this stuff and eat it so...

(takes all the remaining salami and dumps it in a huge amount of lava)

(and then pours tons of water on the lava)

bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
YO MAMA's tuna casserole
HP: 15000
Food capacity: 150


im getting bored just trying to take this stuff and eat it so...

(takes all the remaining salami and dumps it in a huge amount of lava)

(and then pours tons of water on the lava)


I'm just gonna add, "and drinks it all" to the sentence. YAY! you ate it all!

New meal! enjoy!
spartandestroyer
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you have gotta be kidding me...

(pulls out the biggest amount of meat grinders you EVER FREAKIN SAW!)

(puts maggots at the bottom of the meat grinders)

(uses the meat grinders to grind up the tuna casserole)

bicola1
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NEW MEAL!
YO MAMA's tuna casserole
HP: 12000
Food capacity: 150

you have gotta be kidding me...

(pulls out the biggest amount of meat grinders you EVER FREAKIN SAW!)

(puts maggots at the bottom of the meat grinders)

(uses the meat grinders to grind up the tuna casserole)


you grinded 3000 HP off of that thing!
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