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In soviet Russia you kill chuck norris!

In America, man watch TV.
But in Russia, man on TV watch you.

In Russia, we have two TV station. Station one, KGB Propaganda. Station two, loop of KGB agent telling you to switch back to station one.

In soviet Russia we fear lice

In Soviet Russia, AG log into you!

In Soviet Russia, drug smoke you!

In Soviet Russia, drink take you!

In Soviet Russia, Games play you!

In Soviet Russia, Internet post on you!

In Soviet Russia, Zee pronz watch you!

In Soviet Russia, Train catch you!

In Soviet Russia, cans open you.

In Soviet Russia, the turnips eat you.

In Soviet Russia, Ken 'hadouken' Ryu

In Soviet Russia, the church have its wedding on you.

In Soviet Russia, God created man.

In Soviet Russia, you sleep with your wife's best friend.

In soviet russia computer reboots you

'There is no such thing as ugly women. Only not enough vodka.'

-Russian Proverb

In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!

In Soviet Russia, homeless man give you money!

In Soviet Russia, the nose picks you!

In Soviet Russia, you shoot the gun!

In Soviet Russia, the pants wear you!

In Soviet Russia the letters write you.

In Soviet Russia the plant waters the gardener!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA GOD MAKES YOU

IN SOVIET RUSSIA B!TCH SLAP YOU