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314d1
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Well I looked around and didn't find anything to similar to this, so here it goes.

Basically you say something that you "learned" from a video game. For example, "Zombie games have taught us that, in the event of an emergency, ammunition is randomly laid about the planet" or another sarcastic comment. It can be from a category of games, such as the example's "Zombie Games" to a particular game, like "Halo" or "Left 4 Dead".

Some more examples:

We learned from shooters that, even if you are an expert sniper with a great gun, it takes several bullets to kill one man.

We learned from Final Fantasy that spoons can kill anything.

We learned from Fallout that nuclear radiation doesn't kill things, it just mutates them into a cool form.

Well there goes my pathetic attempt, can you do better?

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Riptizoid101
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We learned from Mario that, you can punch bricks and get power-ups.

We learned from shooters that, if you don't scope with a sniper, the bullets fly randomly.

We learned from Sim3 that, making people is easier than you would think.

We learned from Mega-man that, most internet virus protection is really just a bunch of people that can shoot lasers against viruses.

kingjac11
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We learned from mario that eating a mushroom gives you super powers.

We learned from Worms that they are dangerous.

LEAPretard
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we learned from minecraft placing coal on a stick makes four torches.
we learned from minecraft that zombies are real.

EmperorPalpatine
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[The first is from the original Mario Bros, the rest is from Super Mario 64]

We learned from Mario that the princess is always in another castle.

We learned from Mario that ghosts will disappear if you attack them from behind.

We learned from Mario that coins heal you.

We learned from Mario that breathing air while in water heals you.

We learned from Mario that with enough centrifugal force, you can fling heavy objects over great distances.

We learned from Mario that if you wear a cap with wings on it you can fall gently.

We learned from Mario that you can get shot out of a cannon into a wall and live.

We learned from Mario that a single large walking bomb won't kill you.

We learned from Mario that you won't die if you jump off a mountain and hit the ground.

We learned from Mario that being run over by a giant boulder won't kill you.

We learned from Mario that you can ride a turtle shell on land, water, and lava.

We learned from Mario that you can jump into paintings without damaging the picture.

Eclipse09
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We learned from Modern warfare and modern warfare 2 you never trust shepard!

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

We learned from shooters that you have infinite re spawns(except for certain game modes)

We learned from Sonic that a hedgehog can run up to 500 miles per hour.

We learned from Portal that in the future we can make portals to anywhere that's is white in color, and also sentient machines with rule the world, and have a female voice

EmperorPalpatine
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We learned from Super Mario 64 that the cake is a lie.

LEAPretard
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we learned from Terraria that things float.

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