I got this idea from Weird Al Yankovic's song called "Your Horoscope for the Day". For those who don't know that song heres a link. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/yourhoroscopefortoday.html
Anyways this is the idea. You State your horoscope sign then you make up a horoscope for the person above you. If you don't know Horoscope signs then go here. http://mistupid.com/zodiac/index.htm
Remember to be creative so it's not considered spam.
I can't make up a horoscope because I'm the OP but i'll state my horoscope sign. It's Leo.