It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 170/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Marlin Golden 39A: 0 .22 Rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 270/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Bowie Knife(95%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Metal Bar(10%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Ruined Hut
Run now and be sure to zigzag so that there will be a smaller chance of getting hit.
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: None --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
You try for the dramatic effect, but she counters your dramatic click with an impressive light show. In front of you, you see a scene of being cruxified by a group of Behemel. They're shouting "Down with Yao! Up with Jesus!" The woman begins to speak.
"How unusual. Usually the subject's darkest repressed memory is something like cheating on their wife or embellishing their company. I must note the dark lives of bears..."
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 170/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Marlin Golden 39A: 0 .22 Rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 270/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Bowie Knife(95%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
"Let's start from over here."
You enter one of the offices, seemingly belonging to the chief. There's a computer on the chief's desk, but it's password locked.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 190/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Metal Bar(10%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Ruined Hut
You try to serpentine run, but you get caught with a steel leash around the neck before you can get away. The teen girl looks over you after having just caught you and starts to speak.
"You're not human, but you're not a wolf. So, you are not a quarry. What are you, then?"
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 100/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 170/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Marlin Golden 39A: 0 .22 Rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 270/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Bowie Knife(95%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
just for the lulz, see if the password is 'donuts'
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 100/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
The safe is locked. By a series of thinking that would confuse most geniuses, you open the safe. Inside is a vial of liquid and another note...
"To the genius who unlocked the safe...
If you are reading this, then I have unlocked secret to eternal life. In this vial is synthetic Pheonix Blood, which must be blessed by saint and cursed by a master of chaos to be achieving perfect neutrality. I have made two vials, one is on my person and one is here in the safe. If you would assist me in finding saint and master of chaos, you may have the vial in the safe.
-Anastassia Poochinski
P.S. Turn around.
You turn around and find an indescribably sexy woman! Most men would be reduced to a gibbering wreck of hormones, but your incredibly potent and incredibly twisted mind doesn't succumb.
"Good. You are not being stunned by me. You might just fit my...need."
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 170/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Marlin Golden 39A: 0 .22 Rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 270/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Bowie Knife(95%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
Oh hey, it works!
You find some options on the terminal:
-Armory Inventory -Shipping Notice -About the Aliens
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 100/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
"let me take a completely wild guess... Anastassia Poochinski?"
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 190/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Metal Bar(10%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Ruined Hut
"Hyrin-Pern and since I am not a quarry can you please get this leash off of me?"
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 100/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Anastassia: Please, call me Markus. It is the name I am used to hearing. I can sense the power of an expert in you, yet you are taking tips from cheap witch-store book. May I be asking why?
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 190/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Metal Bar(10%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Ruined Hut
"If I unleash you, you must not attack. I am faster than you, and I will capture you if you run."
The teen unleashes you. For once you get a good look at her. Her skin is surprisingly pale for a hunter, with red eyes shining like glass. Her hair is pale blonde. Looking down, you notice she's wearing a white trench coat, black gloves and reinforced white-dyed leather armor. Back pain in precise points proves that her boots have spiked soles like cleats. The best description for her build is voluptuous, yet well-toned.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 190/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Metal Bar(10%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Ruined Hut
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 170/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Marlin Golden 39A: 0 .22 Rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 270/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Bowie Knife(95%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
"... i did not expect 'donuts' to be a password... anyway, you wanna pick a file to read first John?"
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 100/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
The first electric light doesn't carry far, but the small generator did turn on lights along the tunnel for a while. At one point, you find another part of the safehouse that looks like a study. An old-world model of the planet sits on the table, along with a note in Russian:
"To the reader:
My pen name is Markus Luxuria. My real name is Anastassia Poochinski. It is not a leap of logic to imagine why I took up pen name. I make my living as a magician selling tomes to the masses. However, teaching the many to use power had little consequence since only the few can use it. The exercise was to garner the wealth to work on a secret project. If you can open the safe, then all will be revealed...
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Metal Bar(10%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Ruined Hut
You dart into the bushes, encountering-a teenage girl? She reaches down and OH CRAP! She brings up a ****ing AA-12!
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 170/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Marlin Golden 39A: 0 .22 Rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 270/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Bowie Knife(95%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
John Jackson: "Let's see what down each, first."
Down one hall, you see some offices and a reinforced gate. Down the other are cells.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 140/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Big Stick(100%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
I go hunting for animal sinew to tie a sharp rock to the stick.
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: None --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
I don't know whether to laugh, or cry 'blasphemy'.
