It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 240/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 280/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Police Station
"aarrgg... what the hell... sometimes i swear my dreams are insane. hey john, you anything about a colony or something?
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 99/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
Mackenzie: Various ways. It all depends on what you want to do. Try drawing a ray of light with this.
Mackenzie throws you a paintbrush of some sort. She then puts out the candle that was illuminating the room.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 240/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 280/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Police Station
John: No, no I didn't anything about a colony. Well, it'd day out, we should get moving.
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 99/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
Markus: I'll be taking out the slimes, then we can go back and look for one.
Markus dissolves the slimes in bursts of water for fire, light for darkness and darkness for the time-warp thing. You then head back to the study.
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 240/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 280/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Police Station
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
Flailing the brush causes ink lines to appear in the air in its path. However, nothing comes out of this random scribble.
Mackenzie:...okay, now that you've tried to Summon a Flying Spaghetti Monster, how about trying to light up the room?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
John: Let's keep moving to the safehouse.
You move until John stops at a pile of rubble.
John: Great, they destroyed the house. Alright, the entrance is under all this junk. Got anything to clear all this?
You come up with mental images of a hand and a cartoon explosion...
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"a hand and a cartoon explosion... oh" i pull a stick of Acme TNT out of hammer space and throw it at the rubble.(i couldn't resist. if you happen you need something actually doable just tell me)
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 30/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Well, I was trying to gesture "Explode" hand magic, but "Summon TNT" works too.
You blow up the rubble with the magically summoned TNT!
John: Well, that's one way to do it! Alright, let's go inside.
You head over to the hatch, but the hatch won't open.
John: Crap! That explosion broke the hatch lock. Don't happen to have anything to break it, do ya?
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge
You draw a straight line, illuminating the room. You also cut several burned books in half.
Mackenzie: Aw, and I was going to try and re-use those. Oh well, just a few less books I can recycle.
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 99/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 30/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Talow: hey you gave me cartoon explosion. usually a result of cartoon TNT. plus, it was a fun third option, so why the hell shouldn't i use it.
"we either have 1 more TNT, my claws that i can use as lock picks, or whatever idea suddenly comes to mind"
Name: Samir Duran Gender: M Race: Youtubians Bio: A brilliant man... if you can get past the twisted part of his brain to the one small corner where that brilliance is hidden... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 40/40(20x Body) MP: 99/100(10x Mind) Stamina: 100/120(40x Athlete) Body:2 Athlete:3 Mind:10 Armor: Body Plate(30%) Tool: 2 Units Crystal Light(Grade D) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Not-Marcus Luxuria HP: 60/60 MP: 149/150 Stamina: 80/80 Body:3 Athlete:2 Mind:15 Clothes: Alchemist's Robe(80%) Tool: Wizard Orb(90%) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shelter: Underground Safehouse
You find a piece of paper with a graph showing the matchups on it.
I actually made the chart, but I need to find my scanner before you can see the physical graph. So, until then, just look up what works against what to see...well, what works against what.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 30/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
John: Well, you pulled that TNT out of nowhere, maybe you have a blowtorch up your rear, too?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 59/60(20x Body) MP: 30/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: M16: 100 5.56 rounds ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 260/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"it's hammerspace, not really on me." i see if i can pull out a blow torch.
Name: Grish'naak Gender: Male Race: Behemel Breed: Oregon Grizzly. Deep brown fur, yellowed teeth, and a wicked glint in the eye. Bio: Cruel, Cold, Cunning. Likes to use others to his advantage, and killing things. Is out to protech himself, and is perfectly willing to sacrifice others to meet that need. Glares at small, cute animals for fun. Affinity: Light --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 95/100 (20x Body) MP: 50/50 (10x Mind) Stamina: 195/200 (40x Athlete) Body: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Clothes: Explorer's Outfit(90%) Tool: Remington SPR 100(90%): 10 Shells ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: Overgrown Hunter's Lodge