It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"tck. what government? i just remember waking up and saving john here from wolves."
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(88%): 49 Silver Arrows -------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Ruined Hut
I smile and unless the Trollix is a friend of the pack and doesn't care who is the alpha I'll order the werewolves to deal with him.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Nurse guy: Oh, we were just great! But I'm STILL upset at Shelby!
Shelby: C'mon, Steve, we can just find another 'un for ya!
Steve: Well, it's just not the same anymoooore!
Shelby: Quit'cher whinin'. You can always get 'im to do what'cha want!
You feel something much larger that normal at the lower end of your body...
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"That's not th' point! The Aliens started this! They killed old wimmin and replaced 'em with witches that act stupid and change shape! They set the seeds for the humans dyin'! Their Magitech is what made all us folks drop!"
John: Chuck, foer once what you're saying actually kinda makes sense, what with an alien represenaitve next to me. Hey, Talow, did yer species ever combine science and magic?
You remember several recipies to make those kinds of things. You also remember Magic as a field of science, not an opposition of it.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 195/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 320/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(88%): 49 Silver Arrows -------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Ruined Hut
Well, since that Trollix is our friend Atlas, we kinda have to wait on him unless he responds. I already annoyed him by forcing his character.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
i look at myself see what changed (i was thinking Red vs. blue ref :P)
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Well, you notice a BIG difference right away: your feet have been replaced with a pair of wheels and you have one leg! Someone also seems to have put a chainsaw on your robotic arm. You try giving the wheel a spin, causing a little oil to flick onto Casey's chest.
*WHUNK*
WOAH! I guess that's the OTHER improvement.
OOW Narrator: Is that his junk or a metal bratwurst!?
Casey: So, ya have a name or do we hafta make up a name for ya?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"i remember several combonations of science and magic... and i think my race treats magic as science. but i have no clue about what you're talking about at the moment chuck."
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Yeah, we'll write that that joke out of future revisions.
OOW Narrator: Just pretend it doesn't exist.
Casey: Hey, no need t'be rude! Ya want me to remove that-
HEY! We're dropping it!
Casey: I was gonna say his leg! Sorry 'bout the leg issue, couldn't find one.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Chuck: Y'know what it is! It's a itrackable wave that kills peopel! Only some people didn't die 'cause some reasons! Me I have a lead hat! It blocks the waves!
John: My truck has old lead paint over the cab. I think that might've saved me. But that ain't magic, that's just good ol' radiation.
You remember something in science classes...Narrativium sending out waves at various lengths to make various elements.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"... does Narrativium mean anything to you... besides it's likely pure 'lot' elemental."
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
Chuck: It's that stuff the gov'ment's keepin from us folks!
John: Yeah, 'cause it's highly radioactive and prob'ly possessed. You heard the stories 'bout people commiting suicide after workin' with that right?
Chuck: John, ya know it ain't posessed! The radiation's messin' with their brain chemistry, makin' them think they're in a drama!
John: Wow, Chuck. You learned fer once! Now, how do you explain it settin' things on fire, liquefiyin' things, puttin' charge in things, freezing them, and making them fly 'round the room?
Chuck: Hell if I know. Any ideas, alien boy?
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
What, you don't like being a Securitron? Or are you still sore about the horrible joke?
Steve: OH, you are SUCH a meanie! I gave you my bicycle and Casey gave you her cahinsaw, and this is what you give us!?
Casey: Well, if ya wanna be a *******, fine. Have fun gettin' off the table!
As Casey and Steve start to walk out, you realize you can't actually move your limbs.
"WELL, PHIN, IT SEEMS YOU'VE MET OUR HEAD NURSE AND ENGINEER."
"Hey, you have a right to be angry! They made you look like a ******* Securitron!"
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 20/80 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
*book chute" "hello citizen!Do you know what 'roletariat' means? If so, congratulations; that makes you well-read and erudite...for a communist."
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 10/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Fortifier(90%): 45% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 220/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: none
"my only guess is it's 'lot' elemental, which makes crazy *** **** happen alot. it is blocked by certain elements however... i think."
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 180/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(50%) Tool: Pimped M249 LMG(70%)-450 7.78 rounds(5 feed belts) Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None
