It was dark. And cold. Cold like the void of space, or the stare I'm giving The Author.
I'm using my failed Creative Writing assignment. So what?
This is your return to AG after three weeks. People are expecting something good!
Well, the nickname for this could be Half *** Humanity. So sue me.
I think I will!
You can't. We're ethereal concept of forum games. Ethereal concepts can't sue.
Well, I can...walk out!
Just try it. You don't have legs.
Hmph. Good DAY, sir!
Huh. So he really can leave. Well, now I need a Narrator. I'll have to make do until one shows up...
In this game, you must survive on this island, explore the everywhere, uncover what happened to mankind and try to remember...just how the hell did I get here?
Character Sheet: Name/Gender-Obvious. You're free to put Other. Race: What part of this lovely rainbow of races are you? Details below Bio: Describe yourself. The more details, the better I can write the character how you want. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 50/50(10x Mind) Stamina: 200/200(40x Athlete) Strength:5--\\ Agility:5--- Redistrutable Mind:5-------/ Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Races(There's a lot of them...)
Cheezburgian: Cat people! Everyone loves cat people. Has a fondness for meat and heightened senses. Also, sharp utili-claws.
Youtubian: Cyborgs, of the Hollywood kind. Their diet is primarily fruit and they can sense metals. Godd tool-makers.
Chanian: Where's the love for the hulking ape-man? Eats veggies and gets extra strength and HP, equivalent to 2 extra points.
Trollix: Dragons! Except not as big and strong. Eats primarily grain and is attacked less by animals. Add in affinity breath, too!
Troper- Wise sages of the universe that contemplate stars, riddles and navels. Eats dairy food and has a near encyclopedic knowledge. Uses magic better, equivalent to 2 extra points of Mind.
Behemel- Religious Space Nazi Bears. Concept by Bluydee. Mostly eats Meats and Veggies. Easy for them to get team members and can sense affinities.
Syphronitzan- Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. I'm serious, this series has Communist Hive Mind Scorpions. Can sense danger and has a poisonous stinger. Concept by seVain5
Hyrin-Pern: Wolf people with a hyphenated name! More agile and better fighters, equivalent to 2 points of Agility. Immune to being drunk. Eats meat and grain. Concept by GhostSauce.
Collective: A race of less effective Cthulus. Eats grain and dairy. Proficient marksmen and great shelter builders.
Watermaids- Mermaids. No, not like Ariel from Little Mermaid, more like a siren. Swims well and can hold their breath for a long time. Consumes dairy and meat.
Balchean-Giant tough frogs with a Spartan culture. Can carry a lot and eats fruits and dairy. Immune to HP drain.
Important:
-HP is recovered with Primary/Secondary foods and medical plants like Aloe. -MP is restored with Primary/Secoindary food and energy plants like Coffee. -Stamina is restored with food. .Primary(One listed as what the species eats): 50/unit .Secondary(two under what you eat): 25/unit .Tertiary(unlisted): 10/unit -Sleeping restores all
-If you run out of Stamina, actions that use it cost HP -If you run out of MP, using magic costs stamina -If you run out of HP, you will faint or die depending on the reason.
Now, finally, an example sheet:
Name/Gender: John Jackson/Male Race: Cheezburgian Affinity-Unknown Bio- A cat who will never go down without a fight and is always ready for danger. He usually wears bluejeans, a T-shirt, working boots and leather gloves. Works as a whiskey brewer and often sails. Of the Norwegian Forest Cat breed. 6'3", Hazel eyes, blonde hair, built like a linebacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HP: 100/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 200/200 Strength: 5 Athlete: 5 Mind: 5 Armor: Torn Clothes Tool: None ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Some example breeds for a few races:
Cheezburgian: Calico(White/Brown/Black, All Female), Manx(Brown, No Tail), Tabby(Various colors, Fat)
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None Team: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Black ExoArmor Tool: Fortifier(80%): 0% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 200/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
You try to run away, but Sketch Cat's smirking face has sealed the wall you came in at.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Hover Cat HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0 Stamina: 1980/2000 Body: 20 Athlete: 20 Mind: 5 Clothes: Lolwutnao? Tool: Lolwutnao?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 60/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Black ExoArmor Tool: Fortifier(80%): 0% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 200/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Hover Cat HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0 Stamina: 1980/2000 Body: 20 Athlete: 20 Mind: 5 Clothes: Lolwutnao? Tool: Lolwutnao?
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 55/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Black ExoArmor Tool: Fortifier(80%): 0% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 200/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
You don't know what a Chaos Lance is...that is, until you pull one out of nowhere and stick a few Ubermen to the wall with it. The others seem surprised, so they start to approach more carefully.
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Hover Cat HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0 Stamina: 1980/2000 Body: 20 Athlete: 20 Mind: 5 Clothes: Lolwutnao? Tool: Lolwutnao?
What buttons? Hovercat is a living, hovering cat. However, you do find a button panel-OK, What is this?
OOW Narrator: What? You're the author.
Yeah, but Hovercat isn't supposed to have buttons! Especially when I explicitly say he doesn't! Anyways, a button panel pops up on Hovercat's back with various buttons for weapons.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 175/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%), Alpha's Shotgun(100%): 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%): 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 300/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(88%): 44 Silver Arrows -------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Alpha's Den
I raise my arms above my head cause it will help to open the airways in my chest even if it makes me look silly.
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 55/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Black ExoArmor Tool: Fortifier(80%): 0% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 200/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Hover Cat HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0 Stamina: 1980/2000 Body: 20 Athlete: 20 Mind: 5 Clothes: Lolwutnao? Tool: Lolwutnao?
Name:Calum Denne Gender:M Race: Cheezburgian Bio: Calum is a normal guy who when about to die goes crazy.Likes dressing up as spidercat. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 30/30(10x Mind) Stamina: 280/280(40x Athlete) Strength:5 Agility:7 Mind:3 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 220/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(50%) Tool: None Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 55/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Black ExoArmor Tool: Fortifier(80%): 0% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 200/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
Name/Gender: Talow Rosine(Male) Race: Trollix Bio: A sorta loner who dreams of being free and isn't one for rules. will follow rules that don't interfere too much with his freedom, and loves looking at the sky. does not like leadership as it's basically a prison worst then jail. also tends to mess around unless the situation calls for being serious. also, if he makes friends with someone, he will protect that friend with his life! Affinity- Chaos --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 60/60(20x Body) MP: 55/60(10x Mind) Stamina: 180/240(40x Athlete) Body:3 Athlete:6 Mind:6 Clothes: Black ExoArmor Tool: Fortifier(80%): 0% Powerburst ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: John Jackson HP: 140/140 MP: 70/70 Stamina: 200/280 Body: 7 Athlete: 6 Mind: 7 Clothes: John's Work Clothes Weapon: Marlin Golden 39A
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Hover Cat HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0 Stamina: 1980/2000 Body: 20 Athlete: 20 Mind: 5 Clothes: Lolwutnao? Tool: Lolwutnao?
The buttons end up causing you to unleash a hyper move: hover thrusters burning the flans!
Name:Calum Denne Gender:M Race: Cheezburgian Bio: Calum is a normal guy who when about to die goes crazy.Likes dressing up as spidercat. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 100/100(20x Body) MP: 30/30(10x Mind) Stamina: 280/280(40x Athlete) Strength:5 Agility:7 Mind:3 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: None ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: None Shelter: None
Nah. And for once, someone who dumbs down and doesn't beef up...
You wake up on the top of some rocks in the middle of water. There is an island nearby.
In case nobody has noticed, by erudicity is directly proportional to the detail of your action and inversely proportional to the intelligence of your character. You don't wanna see 1 intelligence.
OOW Narrator: Oh god, remember "DURP ROCK THROWN"?
...We don't talk about that.
Name:Shirana Gender:F Race:Hyrin-Pern Breed:Vancouver Island(Blackish-gray, gray, or white fur, some times the fur will have more then one of these colors, they are known for being shy, friendly, and living in packs as big as 35 Hyrin-Pern) Bio:Shirana was the runt of her litter but she didn't just lie there and die as was expected of her. Instead she survived to being full grown. She is intelligent, playful, optimistic, and unwilling to give up without a fight. Her fur is white, with a gray tipped tail, gray paws, and a gray muzzle. Affinity:Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/100 MP: 50/50 Stamina: 175/200 Body:5 Athlete:7 Mind:5 Clothes: Biker Gear(100%) Tools: Silver-Plated Scimitar(100%), Alpha's Shotgun(100%): 35 12 Gauge rounds, Alpha's Pistol(100%): 60 .45 rounds, Bejeweled Knife(100%) Food: 29 Units(Junk) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Bridget HP: 120/120 MP: 60/60 Stamina: 300/320 Body: 6 Athlete: 8 Mind: 6 Armor: Bridget's Trenchcoat Weapon: Bow & Arrows(88%): 44 Silver Arrows -------------------------------------------------------------------- Shelter: Alpha's Den
Doing this, you are able to hack up...a compass. On closer inspection, it does appear to be a compass like the one Brack is holding.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 220/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(50%) Tool: None Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
You look around, but all weapons seem to be either broken or gone.
Name: Atlas Gender: M Race: Trollix Bio: A Obsidian runaway Trollix, his family was killed by the Collective. He managed to run away before they came for him. Vowing for revenge, he set off to get back at them and turn into the world/galaxy dictator... Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 120/120 MP: 30/30 Stamina: 220/240 Body: 6 Athlete: 6 Mind: 3 Clothes: Deer Fur(50%) Tool: None Food: 28 Units(Grain[Primary]) ------------------------------------------------- Shelter: None
Name/Gender: Phin (unit 2770) Race:Youtubian Bio: an experimental Cyborg, created by the lowest bidder, his body is that of a normal youtubian, but his head is within his upper torso and has a small screen from which he talks with a series of gathered messages (I.E. using different cellphone connections to say "How are you?" in three different voices with static and radio chatter in between),and different images and videos from all over youtubian channels for thoughts, feelings etc., usually prefers to be with others, although others are a bit feared by him. Affinity- Will be found out in game --------------------------------------------------------------------- HP: 90/90 MP: 80/80 Stamina: 120/120 Body:4 Athlete:3 Mind:8 Clothes: Torn Clothes Tool: Chainsaw(70%) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Team: Hover Cat HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0 Stamina: 1980/2000 Body: 20 Athlete: 20 Mind: 5 Clothes: Lolwutnao? Tool: Lolwutnao?
