You are in front of a wall. You are offended by it in some way. You decide you want to destroy it. It has insane health and you have insane attacks. It has almost no weaknesses. You begin... Wall HP: 5000000
Also. To play, head to the last post by me and READ IT ALL for important weaknesses or other things like that. That's also where the walls current health would be.
The wall notices you and flings you away before you do any damage. However, he did take damage from hitting your pick while flinging you. Wall HP: 4999995/5000000
The wall picks up a baseball bat and hits the TNT away. An old lady picks up the TNT and throws it at you saying "Kids these days!" You are now holding a stick of lit TNT.
Yeah. I remember that wall. I haven't seen it in ages so I decided to start it up again. Besides. Its just a wall. Not a brick wall. You did a butt ton af damage now though... Wall HP: 4999500/500000
The wall has a faraday cage. The ion cannon does NOTHING!! The wall kicks you back. The wall takes 5 damage. The wall hires a team of AA gunners to shoot the boulder. The boulder explodes harmlessley. Wall HP: 4999445/5000000