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fire_cracker
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Peasant

You are in front of a wall. You are offended by it in some way. You decide you want to destroy it. It has insane health and you have insane attacks. It has almost no weaknesses. You begin...
Wall HP: 5000000

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fire_cracker
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Peasant

Also. To play, head to the last post by me and READ IT ALL for important weaknesses or other things like that. That's also where the walls current health would be.

016Bramble
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Nomad

I take a pick axe and start attacking it.

fire_cracker
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Peasant

The wall notices you and flings you away before you do any damage. However, he did take damage from hitting your pick while flinging you.
Wall HP: 4999995/5000000

rivercrab01
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I throw TNT at the wall from a safe distance. I also strapped some C4 on it, so if it throws it back at me, I press the button anyway.

fire_cracker
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Peasant

The wall picks up a baseball bat and hits the TNT away. An old lady picks up the TNT and throws it at you saying "Kids these days!" You are now holding a stick of lit TNT.

Bluydee
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Hello copy of the original Brick Wall. I smash it with Strop's stolen banhammer.

fire_cracker
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Peasant

Yeah. I remember that wall. I haven't seen it in ages so I decided to start it up again. Besides. Its just a wall. Not a brick wall. You did a butt ton af damage now though...
Wall HP: 4999500/500000

rivercrab01
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Nomad

I throw the TNT at the wall and press the button quickly!

fire_cracker
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Peasant

The wall catches the TNT and closes it hands (WTH?) around it. It takes some damage. 4999450/5000000

016Bramble
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016Bramble
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Nomad

I shoot the wall with an Ion Cannon.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I put on iron boots and kick the wall in the shin(Or anywhere for that matter)

inferedmonkey
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Peasant

I drop a boulder out of an airplane and it hits the wall and also C4 is covering the outside of the boulder.

fire_cracker
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Peasant

The wall has a faraday cage. The ion cannon does NOTHING!!
The wall kicks you back. The wall takes 5 damage.
The wall hires a team of AA gunners to shoot the boulder. The boulder explodes harmlessley.
Wall HP: 4999445/5000000

fire_cracker
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Peasant

Out of boredom from noone attacking, the wall attempts to commit suicide. -25 HP.
Wall HP: 4999420/5000000

016Bramble
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Nomad

I hire a team of 1,000 wall-destroyers to attack the wall for 30 minutes.

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