How this works is you make a rap dissing the person above you.You try to insult them but nothing too mean.
Player 1: Im the best rapper you ever will see, And thats cuz no ones better than me. Ill beat you down and you'll end up in China! Then I'll go buy dinner at a fancy Diner!
Player 2: Your raps are weak, But mine are at their peak! Its sad that you think you can win Because your rhymes belong in a trash bin!
So that is how it works first person gets to diss me!And remember to rhyme!!!
Come on is that all you got? Man my raps are way to hot And just are not No one can pull of my skills I'm so good I give you chills You guys should take some rhyming pills this rap was a double kill I just took you guys down How do you like being on the ground? I'm in first And your the worst I'm beating you both Cauz your raps are jokes I'm gonna win this game All you guys are lame So let me just say a little more Mess with the bull and get the horns
Way to use some first grader rhymes All you're doing is wasting my time You think of the worst raps ever Wish you were me 'cause I'm so clever My lyrics are as hot as a volcano's tongue You have much to learn 'cause you're very young Mess with the bull and get the horns? That old line is so full of corns Why would you use such a cheesy phrase? Your head is so confusing, its like a maze Your horrible raps are something I can't prevent You're the court jester, I'm the main event You think my raps are joke? Look at yours! I will use your face to mop the floor
And please, you're just a pickpocket, a thief Scum like you are why I stand up for my belief Everything about you smells like a toilet You don't need pants 'cause you're gonna soil it That's right, I went there, and I'm not coming back Good rhymes and flow are the only things you lack Besides being a coat rack (I do not mean this things ;D)
hey riptizoid that aint art you named your self after a big fart im gonna teach you a lesson or two i got a degree from the rhyming school i am the ultimatum pro and this is how i go oh and your speak of the toliet reminds me, i need ta hurl in it after listen to you trying to rhyme many people would rather die you saying i will pee my pants? well here let mean give you a rant that might be true, but only aftar your horrific rapping dissastar now then if you werent whereing pants man that would be so bad it could dissinagreate ants now let me leave the down town district and focus on something more plesent my raping skills are too good bro where as your raps are horrible yo i gave ya a warning last time now i need ta put an end to your rapping crimes and we know whos gonna win this race and its not gonna be your scary looking face its me, the criminal yeah im gonna win it all
A rapping degree? From what school? "Rapping For Dummies" Just ain't cool I don't need a lecture from a rap wannabe Maybe you should get some other hobby I can barely understand a word you're saying I will run you over so you better start praying Its kind of true that Nice guys finish last But after I'm done with you, you'll be in a cast I went as you last Halloween night Everyone thought that I was gonna bite It's hard to believe, but your raps are a bit scary Even though you act like of a sissy or a fairy Your rap gave me more diarrhea than some spoiled dairy You should probably shave your toes, they're getting hairy
You thought you were teaching me but you are wrong I will beat you at anything, even ping pong Your breath smells of King Kong's feet A stench that not even a skunk can beat Your an amateur that just joined the elite Prepare to be owned, prepare for your defeat
havent we been over this? your raps suck seriose **** no one cares about your spelling keep it up and people will be yelling are you a nazi turd or are you a spelling nerd? im confused now man with you and your howlen you say you dressed as me? i consider this flattery how many girls came to talk ta you and relized you werent me and went aw poo? im guessing too much for you to comprehend cauz your raps really dont blend i would be doing the world a good thing if i made you unable to sing so stop posting little smileys cauz if you rap like that, even they will leave give it a rest leave it to the best sit down and take a rest man cauz your a mess your just a guest this is my house dude now im saying get out, foo!
Yeah sure, I may obsess over some spelling But I'm not buying any raps you're selling Even first graders can spell better than you I,for one, am tired of criticizing poo I laugh at the fact you call your poems "rap" While you talk on and on, your teeth has a gap Everything about you is the funniest thing I've seen Your forgiveness for insulting me is too late to redeem Girls mistaking me for you? Now that's an insult! I'll smash you to the ground til you're one with asphalt You wannabe rapper trying to be a big dog I can't understand any of your dialogue You say I can't sing? That's why it's rap fool! Singing ain't necessary, that's why I rule!
This ain't even a rap battle in my book You're already shaken, you're already shook I knocked you down and you're trying to get up You think you're a wolf but you're just a pup You call me a nerd, and in your book I am Just 'cause I can rhyme, I mistook you for a ma'am And I post smileys because I know I'm gonna win Your rapping is insulting, it's considered a sin Stop spitting out lyrics and start rapping for real You just don't have no fame for me to steal And this ain't your house, I doubt you have one The party's getting started, and I'm having fun
now dude you need to take a chill pill you keep steeling my raps and im gonna kill you and your sorry smiles now did i say a girl mistaked you for me? no you said you dressed up as me, see? you are so funny calling me crummy calling me a criminal when my raps are the real deal if any ones a thief in this game its you man, your a pain now im getting board give it up, im your lord i have heard betters raps from boars man, i cant take any more of your whining and crying about how your "winning" ha thats a very funny joke hearing your rap makes me wana choke see my friend im making a new trend making new rhymes creating new lines and they are so fine you wont find any of their kind coming from your mouth any time this is how its done i wish i had a gun so i could blow your head off to kingdom come i know talent and your not it not even a little bit this is a real rap not nazi crap this is where it is at riptizoid that a funny name you must rip`em alot, thats lame this is how to play the game so go and bow to me the rapper yeah go cauz im your master!
Criticizing my raps? Hah you are one funny guy You're all talk and no bite, you're such a lie You tell me to take a chill? Ironic. I rap so fast you'd think I was sonic Sure, I did dress up like you at the time But no one would recognize your crime Like a ballerina, you rap so girly You worry too much 'bout your hair being curly And that was a long rap, you getting scared? Anyone would say I'm better, compared You heard better from boars you say? They must rap better than you anyway Time to get schooled by the real pro I rap so sick, you don't even know I am so good, I have a noble crest I am a rap god, the best of the best
Your lie about being my master and such But I'll blow you away with just one touch Riptizoid is a better name than a thief Trying to beat me? Start eating some beef It is what it is, so try hard to accept it You're raps are worth what is in my arm pit And again you linger on the nazi subject But its just common sense, last time I checked It's easy to notice your horrible spelling What are ya gonna mess up next? There's no telling
one touch? beef? what is randomness? with my raps i can make you possessed dude your like a ghost all show but when it matters the most you got no substance your just spitting out crazyness yeah, i have made typos in my past but still my raps are a blast you can beat me im gonna but you in a cast i am kickng your *** your raps are the past their bad like you ripping gas and i am not gonna let that pass yes, i never did good and spelling but my skill is killing so who needs spelling and grammer when your rapping it out, it dont matter you see im climbing up the latter all the way up to victory yeah man thats just me you cant bring me down im gonna beat you now i feel no fear and cant you here what your rapping is doing to people`s ears? are you ready for this? you took your shot and missed now its my turn be prepared to learn dont mess with the pro here comes the pitich and oh! what a miss poor little rip go back to the minors and go cry some more this has been your teacher so see you around losser!
You call it a typo? I call it being you You and your raps make the worst stew And I'm not really random if you listen up Your raps are so scary they cure my hiccup My raps don't make sense to 1st graders, bro I will change my rapping speed to setting:slow I took my shot and missed? I got it in half-court! Your good rhymes and raps are coming up short Let me give you some free advice Don't take a chance, don't roll the dice Luck will not help you win the battle You wanna cry and use your baby rattle? You will never beat me, and its a fact Your tough guy attitude is just an act
You call me a ghost? Your not even there! At least people see me, your just the air You try to kill me but end up owned You fix your problems by getting stoned Face it pickpocket, your alone No body calls you, no need for a phone And you call yourself a teacher with no degree Trying to teach me something? Feel free I doubt you do have any, so just sit down I'll put you in the corner, and send you to the pound
Let me go slower 'cause you won't comprehend You're so lame, your mom is your best friend Hey but I'm glad you made it this far But you'll be driving a box while I'm in a car
Heck yeah I gotta degree and its outstanding In collages I majored in pounding I think you should get out more This ain't 1974 So try to keep up with my major skills Or you will be making tens while I'm making mills Yeah you are a little random In fact your being a little dumb Half court shot is not what I was saying More so a gunshot and you were praying Oh please let it hit But well all knew you would miss So shape up sis I'm gonna beat you all around And then i will take you down You dot have a chance To me your just an ant Who is muttering something that makes no sense And then calling it rap, man is your head that dense? Listen to yourself, my toilet can do better than that Even after you take a crap A big crap that is your rap I'm gonna win I am the king Your not god, their is only one above I'm not that good, but I'm higher and now I'm gonna shove You off of my thrown Yeah man that's how you pown Eat it man That ball went to the catchers hand That's strike three, now get out of my land
If I'm dumb, then what are you? You go in a dumpster to make number 2 What land can you own besides a blade of grass? Sorry to tell you, but your legacy's in the past Rap is a battle and I'm a survivor Rap is my car and I'm the driver Rap follows me whatever I decide I am rap's one and only guide You think your king but your just a clown It is in fact I who has the crown You think your the man, that your funny I've seen better on Judge Judy
I admit your creative, at certain times though Watch my rap deal a serious blow Your confidence will plummet way down So that I will be the only rapper around Not that you were competition in the first place Heck, You can't even tie your own shoe lace You think I'm an ant compared to you? I wonder who've you been talking to You are just a man with stilts among giants Once we figure you out, you'll be defiant Come on man, is that all you got? A better use for you would be to rot
Ripezoid thinks he is the king well they'd see how he handles in the ring He has nothing I am the winner "ding" That was the final bell I beat you down to **** Usually recycling Is a good thing But not when your rapping You just keep using The same lines your reusing Let me reduce You, stupid fluke You have to keep it fresh So give those old lines a rest You just a guest In my house boy And you are really starting to annoy Everyone here who make more than a coin And as for you, mr. Sin You never had a chance to win
Obviously, you're running out of things to rap You don't even deserve a single clap You think I recycle? Would you explain How would I? I think you're insane Our styles are what pulls us apart You lost before you could even start I don't know where your hands have been One of the reasons why you can't ever win
Face it pocket, you're the only thing reused When you realize that I will celebrate with booze Why do keep talking about this is your house? You are my maid whom I paid to wear a blouse When I arrive you are just a slave Didn't I tell you not to misbehave? Your fame is getting shorter You aren't worth a quarter Not that you had any to start with You? Rapping? It was just a myth You think you can take my crown from me? I am Rap's master, the creator, you see? You don't have a goal that you can achieve Your destiny was decided on new year's eve And I'm not lying, I'm not trying to deceive I'm the first person you should believe
I am Riptizoid101, signing out Do not try to rap 'cause you'll cause a drought And if you don't trust me, look at the stars Last time you rapped, it affected Mars
