Drill down to the dashboard, wait for the bloatware to bubble up, then ping the cheese with your bandwidth and reset the procrastinator drive circuit to "3" before upgrading the woodchuck in the file cabinet to make sure that the yellow eraser and the pink highlighters don't fuse and create a subatomic wormhole into the sewer initializer program, while making sure not to enter the tofu into the crabgrass scanner bottle within 9 seconds of snorting the spaghetti matrix.
I posted this some time ago in the Tavern's "Random Hilarious Phrases" thread. There should be several phrases herein that qualify.
And, if CommanderPaladin said that there is a similiar thread in the Tavern, maybe this should be locked and we all move there.
It's similar, but not the same. Honestly, wether or not they are close enough to warrant this one to be locked is not something I know and should be left up to a Mod to determine.
By combining unstable neurons from philosiphical terms would equal a mass ten times bigger than the hydrogen atomic number than of the sun's weight, which then would collide a the north and south pole temperatures to create one direction:Up. LOL
if the cat climbs the tree, how many teeth does an obese walrus have? if snake intestines slither down shale shingles and onto the granite statue, will the frog jump left or right? and if the pumpkin king hits the wall of invisibility, a person under the basement will drop a certain artifact, releasing what? and what do these questions have in common? the answer is always a canary.
