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* tries to make gemini delta a calculator from final fantasy tactics*

o.O *Takes calculator, then does such intense maths it breaks!* Lolwut?

have you never played final fantasy tactics? they have this calculator class that can use terrain height multiples to attack their enemies with almost ANY spell you have at your disposal.

It's one of the few games in the FF series I don't have...yet. Lol xD

Before kyle posts the next turn...Rebuy the Troll stack please, and upgrade the riflemen where possible.

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 28% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: TheNameWithNoNumbers
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension: tom0000009

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $82,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $10,000

Defense force:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
40/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
4/20 Trolls (N00B)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
52 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: You help Engie design and build the device (by beating it with a wrench), increasing the fix per turn by 10%!

@tom0000009: Eeyup.

@TNWNN: The elementals confirm that this is out of their leauge.

@GeminiDelta: The response back: "***** you're screwed. Pile into Jar-el's car. It's a six seater. Also, reality fixed 5% and units bought.

@Darkfire45: You make a cannon that shoots....MAGIC at the 4th wall and fixes it by 7%.

so... does this mean i have to get my tanks and banshees back?

yes: buy them back

no: good, try fixing the wall with a medic gauntlet

Hey I'm back, I brought some souvenirs from that dimension too!

(opens up a dimensional portal above lolcatia and watches as a #%^*load of stuff pours out of it)

troublesome...

i keep helping engie, since i have nothing better to do.

D: Lolwut? No, I shall not be screwed! Upgrade the trolls to Flamers and buy Creepers!...hey, where's Meow Meow? Get him back too! D:

i going to rend Tom limb from limb, stick them back on in the wrong spots with nails, then pile over-excessive amounts of C4 on his body, psistorm him, then detonate the C4. STOP OPENING PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS.

i slash Tom limb from limb, stick the limbs back on in the wrong spots with nails, then pile over-excessive amounts of C4 on his body, psistorm him, then detonate the C4. STOP OPENING PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS.

i hate my tab key

Meh, sonic can do worse... Anyways, I guess I'll go back then (opens up dimensional portal back to the paradise dimension)

Oh whoops, I was ninjad. Anyways, rick, I think you damaged the dimensional portal device in me! Oh well, I'll just open up a dimensional portal to go to the paradise dimension, they got great prices on repairs there! I don't think something bad will happen from me using this damaged dimensional portal device, I mean what's the worse that can happen, right?

tom i am going to kill you again...

i just need to think of a brutal combo chain

*thinks*

i take D8 charges, strap about 10 of them to Tom, then i throw him into a spike pit, then detonate the C4 that was under the spike pit.