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the ginger bread man tells you a boring story of how he got dumped by a bronze serf when you suddenly...

Crap your pants in boredom.

So you change your pants and put the crapped ones in the washing machine, but when you take them out you realize your wallet was still in them which contained 2 tickets to that thing you love.

you eat him and leave to go to the superstore when you find the bacon women so you try and...

Jump her and eat her to death.

yo i got ninjad back to point

you attempt to eat her but then she use milk from that cow that proposed to you and you start sweating and she flys away and then you go to the flying items section and get on a


a) broom
b)a bacon women
c)plane

You jump on her and take a big bite out of her face.

I got ninja'd! D:

You then chase her, catch her, and have her for breakfast.

The lobsided-demented cow with commitment issues rises from the dead and kills everyone except everyone.

everyone tries to rekill her

the bacon women flops all the way to toyko