One day, you wake up in a forest. You look around and find yourself in a forest. Except it's not so much a forest, but rather, a bunch of statues of Gandhi with a very bushy wig. You get up and dusty yourself off, only to be pushed back down again by a cat riding a floating tricycle while juggling flaming knives. The cat looks back and yells out, "Watch where ya' goin' next time, you stump waggler!" Not knowing what that means, you ignore it and walk away. I mean, you attempt to, but find yourself tripping over your own foot. You fall face-first in horse dung. However, you notice that next to you are a bunch of weapons and a note. You stuff the weapons in your backpack which you conveniently have. You read the note.
It says... "Hear ye, Hear ye! All the bravest warriors of the land, come forth to King Ruhaha of the Kingdom of Dab Syug(y is silent). Retrieve his beautiful daughter from the clutches of the evil man, only known as Rainbow! If you do, you shall be rewarded your wildest dreams! Here is the application..."
Races-(Races have no special benefits, even if it says so in their description)
The Humans-Humans are resourceful, cunning, and have strong wills. They're determination in many things get them through obstacles in which other races give up easily. Humans enjoy corn dogs, and hot dogs, but yet some still keep dogs as pets.
Forest Elf-They are intelligent, agile, and peaceful. They have good bargaining skills, and are quite attractive. As they are vegans, they only enjoy drinking leaf dew and eating cooked Gandhi-tree roots.
Trolls-Most trolls are mean, Most of them are stupid, and all of them are strong. They enjoy bashing people with spiked clubs and long walks on the beach. A beach filled with dead bodies I mean. They like meat, and rarely any of them are vegetarians.
Riptizonians-They are cyborg dinosaurs. Nuff said.
Pop Cats-A species of cats that enjoy writing their names with a "K" and can easily learn a language. They enjoy riding something with wheels while juggling 3 or more dangerous items. They also like eating gummy mice.
Evil Guy-A species of humanoid people in black cloaks who rarely show their faces. They are known for coming up with dastardly evil plans, only to have it foiled by a "goodie goodie". There are also "good" Evil guys, but they are usually the ones that get destroyed first.
Classes!-
Candy Slayer-Melee. Evolves at level 5 into Barbeque Warrior or Light Knight.
Wind Marksman-Ranged. Evolves at level 5 into Superior Archer or Bullet Eater.
Amateur Magician-Magic. Evolves at level 5 into Internet Wizard or Mega Sorcerer. ------------------------------------------------------------
Any questions? Feel free to ask! No maximum players, but I apologize in advance if I mix your story up with another, or if I can't find it.
Also, I would like to warn that I will not be on as frequently as I would want to, so there will be delays and absences between posts.
