Since everyone probably knows this joke, i was thinking we should make a game out of it. The goal is to create an imaginative and original phrase to fill in the blank
1. I used to raise the dead then I took an arrow to the knee. 2. I used to write novels, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 3. I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow the knee 4. I used to make to sense like you, then I took an arrow in the knee. 5. I used to ban people, then i took an arrow to the knee. 6. I used to go to sleep but then I took an arrow to the knee 7. I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to my mom's knee ): 8. I used to make hydrogen bombs, but then business went bad and I took an arrow to my knee. 9. I used to comment on these things, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 10. I used to do play poker but then I took a knee to my arrow. 11. I used to be the King of Spain but then I took an arrow to the knee 12: i use to be a roman spartan killing mad cows that could unicycle every 3rd tuesday of evry 2nd month for 58$ before i took an arrow to my knee 13. I used to be the most interesting man in the world, but then i took an arrow to the knee. 14: i use to have arrow to knee phobia, but then i took an arrow to the knee 15. I used to run marathons, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 16. I used to be impervious to arrows, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 17:i use to love arrows , but then i took an arrow to the elbow... i mean knee! 18: I used to be able to fly, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 19: I use to take arrows to the face, but then I took a arrow to the knee. 20: I used to eat solid food, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 21: I used to man the Supercollider, but then I took a Higgs boson to the knee.