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Stormcutter
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Nomad

I am an evil madman who wants to rule the world. I have a special machine that can make anything I want. Even life. I have created an army and you are all soldiers. You're job is to defeat me by working together. Once you finally destroy my machine, I will run and escape, only to build another one of those machines. However, each time I make one of those machines, I must put in a little of my life in order to make it make anything I want. If I make enough machines, I will end up killing myself.

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pagman711
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Nomad

you have serius problems my friends go to the doctor and get fixed

nice

Stormcutter
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Nomad

Um.........I'm not shure what that means, but if you were playing, i made a car that fell on you and killed you.

Seashark001
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I'm playing, I turn on an invincibilty shield and run with a sword, I blow up your building and you and your machine is destroyed. I'm done and you can go to the doctor in peace. Ikeep my shield on.

Stormcutter
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Ok......I guess you won that one. I run and build a new machine. New rules: ur post cant be anything like "I blew up ur machine with an atomic fart." It has to be like an attempt not an accomplishment. I say whether what u tried failed or worked. You could say "I use an atomic fart" but you can't say u already accomplished what u were trying.

aamer13
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i use an atomic fart on sea shark

Poizaz00
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I use my level X Zirconian battlesign and a force field, dashing from barrier to barrier. I then hit the machine with it and it gets hit by a smite 3, knockback 5, sharpness 5, looting 6 sign.

PerryKid
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I am playing.

I grab an light sword from the ground as I get up from the ground. I look around and see other soldiers trying to destroy the machine. I do not stop to wonder, and instinctively attempt to destroy the Machine. With my light sword, I attempt to slice the electrical cord of the Machine.

SquirrelMaster0282
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I use squirrel power and try gnawing on the electrical cord with PerryKid next to me

Stormcutter
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Stormcutter
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aamer13: I make a shield to shield it.

Piozaz00: I make a shoop da woop to eat the signs so that they mean nothing

PerryKid: Wow. i like the way you said all that. I turn ur light sword into a dark sword, then into a stuffed bunny.

SquirrelMaster0282: You get distracted by the stuffed bunny and fall in love with it.

rick073
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i do a quick series of teleports up to the machine, put a clip of .45 tracer rounds into the main control panel, then strap a large packet of C4 to it, then teleport away and detonate.

Stormcutter
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Stormcutter
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Nomad

When you teleport away, you teleport right into my shoop da woop mouth and he eats you before you can detonate it

PerryKid
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I notice my comrade, SquirrelMaster0282, become infatuated with the stuffed bunny. In a fit to save him, I stuff a bomb in the bunny, then throw it towards the machine. Afterwards, I grab hold of my comrade and keep him away from the potential explosion.

nrl8910
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I create a time machine and teleport to a random pocket of time where noone will ever find me, i win!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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