I am an evil madman who wants to rule the world. I have a special machine that can make anything I want. Even life. I have created an army and you are all soldiers. You're job is to defeat me by working together. Once you finally destroy my machine, I will run and escape, only to build another one of those machines. However, each time I make one of those machines, I must put in a little of my life in order to make it make anything I want. If I make enough machines, I will end up killing myself.
I'm playing, I turn on an invincibilty shield and run with a sword, I blow up your building and you and your machine is destroyed. I'm done and you can go to the doctor in peace. Ikeep my shield on.
Ok......I guess you won that one. I run and build a new machine. New rules: ur post cant be anything like "I blew up ur machine with an atomic fart." It has to be like an attempt not an accomplishment. I say whether what u tried failed or worked. You could say "I use an atomic fart" but you can't say u already accomplished what u were trying.
I use my level X Zirconian battlesign and a force field, dashing from barrier to barrier. I then hit the machine with it and it gets hit by a smite 3, knockback 5, sharpness 5, looting 6 sign.
I grab an light sword from the ground as I get up from the ground. I look around and see other soldiers trying to destroy the machine. I do not stop to wonder, and instinctively attempt to destroy the Machine. With my light sword, I attempt to slice the electrical cord of the Machine.
i do a quick series of teleports up to the machine, put a clip of .45 tracer rounds into the main control panel, then strap a large packet of C4 to it, then teleport away and detonate.
I notice my comrade, SquirrelMaster0282, become infatuated with the stuffed bunny. In a fit to save him, I stuff a bomb in the bunny, then throw it towards the machine. Afterwards, I grab hold of my comrade and keep him away from the potential explosion.