Wow, is it really that easy to decide whether or not you want to eat pie?
Well, there are a lot of different factors to account for: the flavor, the freshness, the temperature, whether or not it's topped with ice cream, the size, the location, the time, the silverware, the tools used to make the pie, the appliances used to make the pie, the amount of time it's been sitting out, the plate, the beverage (natural and artificial sugar cancel each other out, making it all one sour flavor), your hunger, your energy level, your server's attitude, your server's hygiene, your server's appearance, the atmosphere, I could go on all day.
